samsonite

Rectum, butthole, etc. Used to smuggle paraphernalia in prison.

Morgan Spurlock: In jail we would hide things up our sphincter.
Stephen Colbert: Oh yeah.. right up the old Samsonite..

by wetdirtmud August 30, 2006

samsonite

Baggage, slows you down. Impeding progress.

Brien is like samsonite yo! He's like luggage or some bad baggage.He's slowing me down.

by smitty 73 November 7, 2007

Samson

CRINGY obnoxious child, meme reker

You are such a samson

by nigelthenigel June 13, 2018

Samson

The dog as-seen in the GIF below. It is a really nice dog, with a deep voice. You need to look him up on youtube (Samson en Gert). It is dutch, but what do you care, right? It is a program for kids, the maker (gert) fucked all of the three members of a kids-girlband called K-3. It has nothing to do with the KKK.

A: I want a dog
B: You should take Samson, he's amazing

by YouknowwhoIamDavid March 1, 2017

Samson

Samson is a small town in Alabama. It barely has a population of 2000 but there mostly hoes and REDNECKS!

He’s probably from Samson.

by 2468832 December 6, 2018

Samoonth

Use interchangably for pretty much any fucking word you want.

Samoonth me the remote cunthole. Or Don't samoonth at me cunthole.

by Mother July 29, 2003

Uncle SAMSONITE

Uncle SAMSONITE is a fat ass dick who likes to dance with Parker Sofia and kara and has a cat tubbs. He rides on bigweld. And his fav song is lemon on the chain with a v cut

ITS TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH UNCLE SAMSONITE

by uncle Samsonite June 10, 2016