by PUSSYSLAYER_420_69 February 19, 2021
Get the Male swimmermug. A swimmer, the sexiest humankind ever to exist. The defined, sharp abs and the bulky arms, combined with the biggest shoulders imaginable. Swimmers are great people as well. A real team never talks behind each others backs, and will always support each other. You can tell there's this kind of personality regarding an individual swimmer you meet at school too.
Swimmers are committed 100%, and we will go any length at any speed to get that record or medal.
At practice, you feel good when you can go fast. When you are invincible. After practice, we hug our friends who are going to swim right after us, to be friendly, but really we want to be annoying and get their clothes wet. Whatever. We're gonna get wet anyway. Then, you go into the change room. If you're a male, there's a 1000% chance there's a goofy homosexual in there waiting to get you somehow. If you're a female, you will hear screaming through the other walls. If you have a universal change room, chances are that something weird will happen that you don't want to see.
Basically, a swimmer is sexy.
Swimmers are committed 100%, and we will go any length at any speed to get that record or medal.
At practice, you feel good when you can go fast. When you are invincible. After practice, we hug our friends who are going to swim right after us, to be friendly, but really we want to be annoying and get their clothes wet. Whatever. We're gonna get wet anyway. Then, you go into the change room. If you're a male, there's a 1000% chance there's a goofy homosexual in there waiting to get you somehow. If you're a female, you will hear screaming through the other walls. If you have a universal change room, chances are that something weird will happen that you don't want to see.
Basically, a swimmer is sexy.
Some random kid: oH mY gOsH I HaD tO wAkE uP aT 7:00 tOdAy FoR a TrYoUt!!!!!! ThIs Is AbUsE!!!!
Swimmer: OHHHH POOR YOU... *dies in 4:30am*
Swimmer: OHHHH POOR YOU... *dies in 4:30am*
by pinkypoodle9981 November 25, 2022
Get the swimmermug. by bigalphamalerubie June 25, 2019
Get the Swimmermug. 
Get the Swimmermug. When a man ejaculates in someone’s ear canal, filling it with semen and thus making it a swimmer’s ear.
by M.Mo August 13, 2021
Get the Swimmer’s Earmug. by THE GUACAMOLE NIGGA PENIS December 16, 2024
Get the Border swimmermug. Ken:"John Mcfucker can mouth fuck Clitty Assborne for like 30 mins."
Greg:"Yeah, Assborne is a very good dick swimmer. That should be put in a Guinness Book or something."
Greg:"Yeah, Assborne is a very good dick swimmer. That should be put in a Guinness Book or something."
by Marc Mcfucker January 30, 2022
Get the Dick Swimmermug.