early swimmer s

Precum

Pre ejaculation

I got early swimmer s in my pants

by joshhudson313 June 17, 2017

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the swimmer

When you rape a girl behind a dumpster and get off.

Dude I pulled off the swimmer last night!

...im calling the police

by TylerMemer99 December 13, 2017

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I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation

Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!

by von groovy April 13, 2019

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Swimmer's Ear

When you leave a mass of water and still have the feeling of water still trapped inside of your ear

Surfer dude 1 -"Hey dude you wanna grab some food in 20"

Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"

Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."

by the R3AL DEF March 17, 2016

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