early swimmer s

Precum

Pre ejaculation

I got early swimmer s in my pants

by joshhudson313 June 17, 2017

olympic street swimmer

People that are clearly on a good one, possibly haven't slept in a long while. They look as if they are doing the back stroke, while walking/speed walking, no water involved. They have a serious look on their face, they seem to be determined to get wherever they are going and nothing can do them, until that moment that comes out of no where, when all that arm flailing of the back stroke, takes on a life all it's own, and they abruptly stop walking and break it into a sort of freestyle Noodle Grove. (They are as caught off guard as the onlooker. )
All though it is not yet an official Olympic sport, it has not deterred this small group of people nation wide, from training. As soon as a proper scoring system has been decided upon, for example; degree of difficulty, transition from Street Swimming into the free style Noodle Grooving, over all execution, we will have to wait for it to be brought to the world at large. Right now there are too many variables to be judged and scored accurately.

I was driving down the main street on my way to the store, when my kids spotted an Olympic Street Swimmer, when we at the stop light. My oldest said, "wow that guy looks like a cat with tape on it's feet!", Her sister said," NO! That's an Olympic Street Swimmer! Wait for it ...." We couldn't look away. Then all of a sudden, he stopped and did a rendition of a break dance move none of us had seen before, and he looked like he was trying to chew on his shoulder. The girls grabbed some paper and a sharpie and both held up their score cards. One gave an 8.3 and the other an 8.5. they applauded and the light turned green, we talked about this all the way through the store and all the way back home we looked for others in training.

by mrs.goodman April 26, 2022

Dick Swimmer

A person who is capable of deepthroating or getting mouth fucked by a penis for longer periods.

Ken:"John Mcfucker can mouth fuck Clitty Assborne for like 30 mins."

Greg:"Yeah, Assborne is a very good dick swimmer. That should be put in a Guinness Book or something."

by Marc Mcfucker January 30, 2022

Swimmer's Ear

When you leave a mass of water and still have the feeling of water still trapped inside of your ear

Surfer dude 1 -"Hey dude you wanna grab some food in 20"

Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"

Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."

by the R3AL DEF July 23, 2016

I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation

Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!

by von groovy April 13, 2019

Swimmer’s Ear

When a man ejaculates in someone’s ear canal, filling it with semen and thus making it a swimmer’s ear.

I pulled out and came in her ear. Straight up gave her swimmer’s ear.

by M.Mo August 13, 2021

Swimmers Blindfold

When your unsuspecting partner is sleeping next to you. You start masturbating then sneak into position, and you ejaculate across their eyes.

Steve said to Ashley "I am going to give you a swimmers blindfold."

by Heybabe380 December 31, 2023