Muh Swamp

A phrase used when a person who looks like Shrek is nearby.

"Hey look, there's ---."
"OH NO, MUH SWAMP"

by Haicx May 9, 2014

Swamp Fart

A release of gas from the anal cavity renowned for its particular moistness and pungent odour. Unlike a normal fart, and other categories of cruel fart, the swamp fart is distinct in a number of important respects. It is formed by poorly-digested vegetable or fruit matter incubating in the colon for an extended time period. This results in an uncomfortable build-up of methane gas, which when combined with semi-liquid foodstuffs, produces a wet fart sound when omitted. This is often confused with a pudding fart due to its bass timbre. However, a swamp fart is so foul smelling that it causes an immediate gagging response from those nearby. Commonly, those responsible for swamp farts quickly vacate the environments contaminated by their own farticles both to avoid blame and to check their undergarments for undesirable debris, often referred to as fart sauce.

Kimi and Chaz are sitting in their local pizza restaurant.

Kimi: Was that you Chaz? God that stinks!

Chaz: (Sniggers) Sorry love, I just produced an impromptu swamp fart. Better out than though, I can tell you!

Kimi: You're disgusting Chaz! Shall we order now?

Chaz: No...I have to go to the bathroom. I think I might have fart sauce in my shorts...

by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010

swamped

When your teachers give so much homework and you have to stay up all night to finish it.

Friend: Omg you look tired
Me: Dude I was swamped with homework

by SeeIKnowStuff November 7, 2017

swammie

A firearm, usually some kind of a pistol.
Also known as a swam jam

Let a fool act up, I got the swammie on me right now.

by P. Dot September 7, 2006

swamp hog

The words "swamp hog" are used to describe, or rather to name a filthy creature found on the Colorado Front Range. Known to fornicate, the swamphog now has 2 offspring. While not elusive enough, the swamphog isnt known by many. Its advised to residence in the area to use severe caution, as the swamphog is HUNGRY. Known to jack $ to support its young, the swamphog is believed to still be thriving.

"I saw the swamp hog in a mafia suit. The nylon in the thighs had melted from friction."

by Peter*North November 1, 2007

Wading through her swamp

A euphemism for engaging in sexual escapades with a female of dubious moral character. Just as with a real life swamp, if you don't wear some form of protection, there's no telling what sort of diseases you might catch.

Leliana: "She was...you are...you're giving her...I mean, you're wading through her swamp!"

Warden: "Are you jealous? I could wade through yours if you'd like"

by Koban December 28, 2009

Swamp Dolphin

A young lady who particularly enjoys sexual intercourse. The swamp refers to the dirty/stagnant potential. The dolphin portion refers to the cute and energetic disposition combined with an obvious blow-hole

"That chick is a swamp dolphin... she loves to f**k."

by Iambetterthenyou March 28, 2009