Swab Job

Receiving oral while cleaning your ears in a pleasurable fashion with a Q tip or cotton swab. Also known as an “SJ” or the good ol Gerstenzang. In honor of Leo Gerstenzang, the inventor of the Q tip.
I was cleaning my ears the other night, when the wife surprised me with a Swab Job.
by Edward2yourMother February 24, 2018
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knob swab

Steven Colbert's band is full of knob swabbers
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swabbing

the action of taking a cotton swab and gathering a sample of a woman's genital excretions and inserting the swab into the anal cavity of a male or female. The swab must puncture the intestine of the receiver which the receiver will be gooning. after a condom filled with piss of which will be frozen is inserted into the receiver's anal cavity. Inside the anal cavity, the female excretion and the urine will mix and make a piss baby that will shat out and be forced to learn calculus.
My mistress and I partake in some intense swabbing from time to time. And I beat my piss butt baby when they don't complete their calculus pisswork.
by The pissbuttbaby lover January 02, 2025
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swabbing

The sexual act of shoving a Q-tip or any long cylinder up a erectile penis.
guy1: hey tony what did you do last night

guy2: I was swabbing myself all night

guy1: the fuck?
by lesd3w December 20, 2022
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Plumbers Swab

When your hard and sit down to go pee. If the tip of your penis grazes the bowl. You performed a Plumbers Swab.
You know you had a Plumbers Swab when the wet cold pale touches the tip of your cocktail. Hopefully you don't find and residue afterwards.
by Greg from The Committee March 02, 2021
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pissbuttbaby swabbing

the action of taking a cotton swab and gathering a sample of a woman's genital excretions and inserting the swab into the anal cavity of a male or female. The swab must puncture the intestine of the receiver which the receiver will be gooning. after a condom filled with piss of which will be frozen is inserted into the receiver's anal cavity. Inside the anal cavity, the female excretion and the urine will mix and make a piss baby that will shat out and be forced to learn calculus.
My mistress and I partake in some intense pissbuttbaby swabbing from time to time. And I beat my piss butt baby when they don't complete their calculus pisswork.
by The pissbuttbaby lover January 02, 2025
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Swab gobbler

gobble on these nutz.

it means gobbler but cooler
by swab gobbler September 27, 2022
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