Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer

1) A foolish teenager who roams around Disney wearing a plastic Viking helmet while eating footlong hotdogs.

2) A fierce and ruthless Viking warrior that travels to foreign lands, conquering anyone in his path. Nicknamed for his footlong horse cock.

1)

Son: “Mom who’s that guy on the Dumbo ride?”
Mom: “That’s Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, hold my hand and don’t make eye contact with him”

2)
Peasant Guy: “The village was raided last night, everyone’s dead or enslaved, and every house has been looted!!!”
Peasant Girl: “That was just Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, and he conquered me good” *wink*

by Carbohan March 3, 2019

Sven

One of the kindest and most honest guys out there an amazing friend very genuine and loving he can brighten up the darkest day ♡

Person 1: See that pretty guy over there
Person 2: Yeah and he's so sweet too must be a Sven

by HiIammeandnotyou May 25, 2022

sven joshua

sven joshua is a great person with a nice personality. he's kind of shy but if you get closer with him, he will be the one friend who always makes you laugh and always feeling great because he will compliment you in all ways. he is trustworthy and all in all one of the best persons you wilk ever meet.

Sven Joshua? Omg i've never thought that he's that cool! I really like him.

by deannia January 2, 2017

Sven Totes

an interesting character who's livelihood rests on the "precipice of his face." A man of Scandinavian descent who refuses to carry a backpack, therefore, resorting to use a market tote. He spends many hours masquerading around the library before retiring into the fog. His favorite past-times include caressing girls' arms at the campus subway, spending the day in Starbucks reading about the Medieval ages and starring at hottie undergrads studying (all whilst distancing himself from the sideways skipper).

Girl 1: Who is that man? His look is so distinctive, I can't take my eyes off of him! What a class act!

Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!

by totesie August 14, 2010

Sven Reindeerman

the greatest sorael mod EVER!!! trust me bro

vexcy: hey sven you joined 5 days ago here is mod you are the best
Sven Reindeerman: thank you very much!

by SvenJohnny June 13, 2025

Sven

A guy who is just to awesome for others. He is his own league. He is the most loving caring person you will ever meet.he is one of those people you would die for. Good, above standard and Loyal.

Wow I wish I was a Sven

Yesterday Sven came over and he made me feel so at ease.

by Pickford1985 December 7, 2021

Sven

Iemand die denkt dat Urbandictionary geschreven is door mensen van hoog literatuur niveau.
Daarnaast denkt hij dat hij de beste is, terwijl hij dat totaal niet is.

Wow, herinner je nog toen Sven dacht dat zijn naam goddelijkheid en sterkte betekent?
Ja, wat een Sven

by BlackEconomy October 18, 2018