Sour Bagging

When you have sweaty, sour smelling sex with a filthy homeless woman. The smells of filth and sex become so repugnant that you wretch and gag with each vigorous pump. But like an animal, you bang her till you dump a rope and toss her $5.

Once the food pantry closes it is time to scour the homeless camps for a little sour bagging.

WTF is the sour smell in this conference room? Sorry. I was sour bagging in the alley at lunch and didn’t have time to wash up.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

Sour butthole

When you puts warheads in you anus and then proved to chug expired milk and then aggressively have diarrhea out of your nose after blocking your ass

Bro last night I had a sour butthole that shit burned

by Spaceboy31208 May 7, 2021

sour puss

One who sucks the fun out of the atmosphere. This can be done through the following; over nagging, over worrying for safety, depressing speeches about life, fussyness for everything, overly emoting oneself etc.

sour puss: You have had way too much
guy: bah! no!
down the drain
guy: FUCK?!

sour puss: To be, or not to be. that is the question
guy: STFU (Shut The Fuck Up)

sour puss: I HATE ALL OF YOU...cries
person: aww don't cry like an emo

by Pad Bear January 6, 2008

sour sixteen

The term for a non-virgin when she turns sixteen.

"Only good girls have sweet sixteens, you're slut so it's a sour sixteen."

by first last April 30, 2006

sour patch dudes

cheap ass version of sour patch kids dont be fooled they suk!!!

did you get memy sour patch kids
no i went to the dollar store but i found these sour patch dudes
<<<chew chew>>>
these fuking blow i hate you mom

by james July 20, 2004

Sour Fingers

Instead of putting someones hand in water to make them pee you just stick their hand in your pee.
PS: Great for sleepovers.

I put his hand in water while he is sleeping but he insn't peeing. Screw it he's going to get some sour fingers.

by cajk April 10, 2010

Sour Sangria

A refreshing beverage made by shoving a Sour Patch Kids up a urethra (usually not your own) and urinating into a glass. If made correctly, it should appear red to the sight and sour to the taste.

BEST SERVED CHILLED

Stu: Hey man I'm thirsty!
John: So?
Stu: Sooooo, Can I use you to make a Sour Sangria!?
John: S-s-sure. T-t-t-that's what f-f-friends are f-f-f-f-for...

by MoFo Myth June 28, 2016