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misty sombrero

When you get in a tickle fight with your buddy and he laughs so hard it makes him pee a little, but you have a hat on to prevent splashback.
Oh man, that was some misty sombrero!
by boomdang February 10, 2023
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Sombrero Krillin

The only cool and swagalicious twitter user who can make that ass drop
"Hey bro you see the latest Sombrero Krillin tweet?" "No?" (He then proceeds to piss in the others mouth)
by PeanutButter&Smelly March 9, 2021
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Phenix City Sombrero

When a trashy white girl eats Taco Bell then gets jizzed in her asshole by her brothers, cousins, uncles, and close friends then let’s it marinate for a good 20 - 30 mins. Then she voids all excrement leaving a delicious nut stained Mexican delicacy.
Damn Darlene… I really have a hankerin’ for another one of them “deeeeeeluctible”Phenix city Sombreros. Call up the boys sweetheart. Aye! Aye! Aye!
by LordofLadonia August 7, 2022
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Dirty Sombrero

Where a female shits on a male’s head and squishes a sombrero onto the shit covered head
The smell of poop remained in Jerome’s hair after his girlfriend performed a dirty sombrero on him
by Trtl4lyf October 8, 2017
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Sombrero Crew

A sombrero crew is a group of usually young, good looking and charming boys! The name has its roots in Essex, England, but sombrero crews have been found in places such as nottingham, leicester, portsmouth, brighton, bournemouth, and even as far afield as Malia and Cancun.

Legend has it, in 2008 cancun was the setting for one of the most famous sombrero crew stories, and rumours are rife this may be turned into a film in the future with Spielberg interested in the production.

Sombrero crews signature drinks are tequila and corona, with various cocktails also going down a treat such as ameretto sours. To be classed as a sombrero crew you should also regularly eat out at nandos with your boys, enjoy football, ps3, barbeques and road trips.

Many people want to be part of these sombrero crews, but only a few lucky people are.
Mr Barton: Ahh man look at that sombrero crew over there, they are the coolest...

Sombrero Crew member: Hey man, you wanna come join our crew?

Mr Barton: Jeez, I dont know if, if, if I'm cool enough?

Sombrero Crew member: Yeah you're right sod off mate
by Danny Bins January 14, 2011
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butt sombrero

Look at the butt sombrero on that one!!!
by cow2181 January 21, 2021
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Chocolate Sombrero

When you're in 69 position with someone, and they take a dump on your face/head.
Dude, she game me a chocolate sombrero! My mouth was open and everything!
by shatteredframes December 1, 2018
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