Social media death row

When a social media account is permanently disabled

Twitter put @realDonaldTrump on social media death row.

by Ms. Jenkins January 08, 2021

social media card revoked

When your Twitter, Snapchat or Facebook account gets deleted for making a fake profile or posting fake news.

She got her social media card revoked for posting fake news.

by RegtheEnforcer February 04, 2017

Social Media Taylor Swift

A girl who constantly posts on Social Media about how horrible the guy is that she just ended a relationship with. Not realizing that she might be the problem, or that she should date better guys, therefore she is the problem by default for making such a stupid choice.

Person 1: "Dude Susie is all over social media bashing the guy that just cheated on her."

Person 2: "Give her a week and they will be back together, or she will be dating another loser, because she is a moron."

Person 1: "You mean I am going to have to listen to this crap again?"

Person 2: "Many times my friend, many times. She is a Social Media Taylor Swift."

by Hey Jack June 07, 2017

Anti-Social Media Marketing

Used to describe someone's social skills which are so notoriously anti that he does not need any social media tools to ruin his reputation.

Tom was at his best again at yesterday's party. His Anti-Social Media Marketing skills were at the fore when he slapped his boss's backside.

by Sandeep Sridhar February 04, 2008

Log off social media

To masturbate.

You've just put down your phone, late at night, and its time to log off social media.

by cod_machiine May 03, 2019

SMP - social media prayer

SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.

A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.

by Bridget Soden April 09, 2008

Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disorder

A disorder based on an individual's obsession with social media including (but not limited to), compulsive reviewing of apps, "cyberstalking," comparing, fantasizing, and its effect on one's mood.

He has OCD and Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disorder, and he needs help.

by Bhen1 July 06, 2016