Dong sneeze

Euphemism for ejaculation.

Man 1: My dong sneezed in her face last night.

Man 2: Nice

by 535 March 7, 2011

Sneeze baby

A baby born of a heterosexual encounter, when a man is about to pull out of the woman. But the woman sneezes causing her vagina to contract, entrapping the penis, stopping the pull out process from occurring. This then causes the woman to conceive a sneeze baby.

Sorry son, you’re a sneeze baby.

by Benlewischaddwayne January 17, 2018

sneezely jeezers

Something you should say instead of 'bless you' when someone sneezes.

Person: *sneezes*
Me: Sneezely jeezers!!
Person: wtf ok

by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019

Sneeze-Jizz

n. (SNEEZ-JIZ) The substance that is projected from one's mouth while coughing or sneezing.
v. (SNEEZ-JIZ) The act of projecting mucus-like substance from one's mouth onto someone else while sneezing or coughing.

n. "Dude, where did that sneeze-jizz come from?"
v. "Woah! You totally sneeze-jizzed on me!"

by Blake Torres May 11, 2008

Slut sneeze

When a slut passes next to you, you say slut while sneezing.

Anna passes by. You sneeze: ''Slut''
that's a slut sneeze

by Dope_person December 20, 2010

sneeze cheese

Food that comes out of your mouth when you sneeze after eating.

"Achoo!" <person looks down at hand> "Awww man, I got the sneeze cheese!"

by Miss09 July 24, 2009

Sneeze Hug

When a person is about to sneeze, instead of covering their face with their hands, they wrap their arms around their head. Thus sneezing into the inside of the elbows. A creative to not germ up your hands, but very over exagerated.

Person 1: Feel how soft my arms are? *sneeze hug*
Person 2: No thanks!

by Wellmanator March 7, 2009