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Smeg Head Shit Face

Some fat cunt asshole who wont stop being a little shit/ stupid whore.
by Smeg head shit face April 5, 2020
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smeg

Something or someone who is disgusting or just smeggy
That guy over there is smeg. He got shit on his pants "Whats that smeg coming out of my dick" Whats that smegg on your face ?
by lil smeggheadddd January 16, 2024
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Smeg launcher

Outrageous outburst of cheese fires out of your dick like a gun
Fuck I was playing with my smeg launcher last night and it was fun
by Largejohnson69 December 30, 2020
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Smeg

Smeg is what you call someone if there an absolutely smashed
Mate your apsolutly smeged
by Dhrnyucuebrneksje January 15, 2019
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Smeg

When someone called "Meg" steals something. An abbreviation of "It's Meg".
"URGH, has anyone seen my medication? It's gone missing from my bag."

"Smeg"
by rjtl77 July 8, 2023
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Premium Smeg

A dick cheese that's so fine and pristine that it has to be admired and respected by many. It is rare to find smegma of this quality, thus causing it to be the premium of smeg.

Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.
I was involved in an orgy on Saturday, and one of these dudes had a severe amount of smegma, but it turned out to be premium smeg and just enhanced the thrill of the orgy.
by Bork Glasgow July 23, 2016
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smeg

1. liquidized crap

2. dried/crusty semen
1. Wayne Buckley is a smeg head (see Wayneth Buckleus)

2. Wayne Buckley has a smeggy chode.
by bread infection November 22, 2009
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