Dangerously sarcastic

adj - The act of being sarcastic to the fullest extent possible, which then results in dangerous consequences. This trait is commonly found in sassy women.

Guy #1: Do you have a stapler with you?
Girl #1: yeah, let me just pull it out of my ass (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: Well... ok? Do you know what time it is?
Girl #1: No I'm too stupid to tell the time. (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SO DANGEROUSLY SARCASTIC!!!

by Gorillafaceoff April 24, 2011

sarcasmic

explosively sarcastic; generally denoting sarcasm that has been building and kept inside and is suddenly released in a shower of rudeness (sarcastic + orgasmic)

Steve couldn't hold it in anymore when Jessica kept talking about her new clothes...he was so sarcasmic she ran away crying.

by jeffpk April 28, 2006

sarcasm

The best language for someone who asks stupid questions, someone who states the obvious or generally, a dumbass

Dr. House speaks sarcasm

I speak two languages: english and sarcasm

by J'adore UD November 1, 2009

sarcasshole

A sarcastic asshole.

Man, that customer in the Apple Store was a real sarcasshole. He was really giving Nina a hard time.

by osirusr April 25, 2010

[/sarcasm]

It means you're ending what you said sarcastically.

Jeffree Star is obviously the most gorgeous woman ever. /sarcasm

which means:
Jeffree Star is obviously the most gorgeous woman ever. -end sarcasm-

by Nicole. October 6, 2006

sarcasmometer

One's internal sarcasm detector.

Guy 1: Dude, that riced out Civic is so bad ass. I've gotta get one of those and make it look just like that.

Guy 2: Yeah, that'd be cool.

Guy 1: I wasn't being serious, man. Your sarcasmometer must need calibration.

by Nemesis302 June 21, 2005

sarcashole

when sarcastic humor goes overboard and into a (no longer amusing) negative rant.

She can be so funny with her bitterness, but on a bad day she comes across as a real sarcashole.

by hello miss.quito June 10, 2009