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Schmuckers Slap

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.
by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018
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Doom Slayer

the most badass guy you will ever see he punches demons in the face for a living his guns have upgrades which you can upgrade wherever he walks badass metal music follows along with the demons DOOM
Demon:YO LOOK OUT ITS THE DOOM SLAYER
Demon 2:proceeds to get his head shoved up his ass and shot a million times in the face that is in his back bone
by kreig the meat bycicle January 23, 2020
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Cincinatti Cat Slap

Gently slapping a woman's vulva multiple times after intercourse.
She got the Cincinatti Cat Slapping of a life time!
by beefkake October 10, 2009
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Slazo

An Australian Youtuber who was falsely accused of sexual abuse and rape by FizzIpop. He has proven his innocence and now all the people who jumped the bandwagon look like clowns.
"hey did you hear about Slazo?"
"yeah man, that FizzIpop girl manipulated everyone and cut out conversations, he's INNOCENT!"
*Suprised Pikachu face*
by cerafin04 June 27, 2019
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Slacktivist

A person that does simple things like change their avatar colour or post a status update about a cause instead of actively supporting the cause.
Slacktivists twitter/facebook:
I just turned my twitter avatar green to support haiti, LOL.

OMG feel well sorry for the people in (major disaster/big news story), hope you get better soon xoxo
by 4ndr3wk January 19, 2010
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Slader

1. Noun: An online homework answer website that has saved many, many lives and future careers.
2. Verb: The act of copying down entire homework assignments off of www.slader.com
1. You can simply forward my high school diploma to www.slader.com cause that is the only reason I graduated.

2. There is so much fucktion going on in tonights calculus homework, and I need to eat, watch a season of the league, work one out, and then get drunk...so it looks like I will slader the assignment on the way to school in the morning.
by bangbangnibba January 5, 2017
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SLAPP

A word owned by Davie504.

Usually followed by the word B A S S to describe the E P I C action of slapping a B A S S to produce some sweet sweet melodies.

A person who SLAPP the B A S S is a SLAPPER, but SLAPPERS also referes to Davie504's loyal fanbase who SLAPPS like at all of his videos before they even watch them because they are true SLAPPERS.
Davie504: SLAPP like now so I can SLAPP my B A S S!
by pigpiss September 8, 2019
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