Siri

“A worse version of google assistant.”
-Toxic Android users

“Hey, you heard of Siri?”
“Is she the unnecessary robot you use when you’re too lazy to use a search engine?”
“Yep! That’s the one!”

by i eat pizza for breakfast November 1, 2021

Apple Siri

The act of trying to make a Voice Recognition System but having it fail.

Apple Siri is bad at giving me the answers I want.

by BPgaming175 September 21, 2021

Are you siri?

Phrase uttered, when a situation is so ridiculous or bad that it makes you lose your marbles.

Dummy: I just spent all your money on marshmallows. You now own 100 metric tonnes of marshmallows

Me:...Are you siri?

by Cappy hamper July 17, 2025

nikah siri

"Nikah siri" is the Indonesian slang term for marrying voice assistants like Siri, where "nikah" is a loan word of Arabic origin meaning "marriage".

In a hilarious twist, my friend joked that he's going to "nikah siri" with Siri—after all, she's the only one who understands his weird interests!

by Emotional Cruiser November 16, 2025

Siri

Siri is the most sexiest person you will ever meet, so treat him right! You wont be able to find better person than him. He have a massive penis of 42 cm, and beautiful boddy. And if you think it's a girl or guy from iphone, it's not! It's a real boy, so don't lose him because of his sick nickname. He will do anything you want, just like one from iphone. He will always help his friends. So don't lose him!

Hey yall, Siri's comming

by windfcker November 22, 2021

Siri

A girl who tries to get to know herself. She's a lesbian, a good person. She's put on a show of the perfect girl that she doesn't want to be. After all, she fell in love with a girl who makes her proud and loved.

She's Siri, the good and the nerdy kid in class.

by Human.4 November 24, 2021

Siris

The finest, sexiest, woman you will ever come across. You be lucky to land a glance at her. She is loving, caring, and mother like. She often is mistaken for angel, but she a Goddess that brings everyone to their highest potential. If you ever see her just remember to smile and take a hold of your soul. Love you all, your dearest Siris.
This was written by me because not even Urban Dictionary begging a to understand the blessing I bring into this wold. Xoxo

Siris the goddess and spiciest

by Lacer November 24, 2021