Siri

An AI that roasts you when you say "what's 0÷0"

Person:Hey Siri! What is 0÷0?
Siri: Imagine if you have 0 cookies, and you split them evenly among 0 friends, how many does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you don't have friends.
Person: ...
Person: im switching to android🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

by Theandroiduser January 2, 2022

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Siris is an amazing person. They are very kind and love to be around family over friends. They’re a strong person who won’t give up easily and work hard for the people in their environment:)

“Her/they’re/his names siris?”
“Mhm, they’re so cool right ?”

by OowBei December 6, 2021

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A gorgeous girl with the name of an iphone assistant bot who could have my kids anyday and is actually my wife, siri also goes by suri or dons wife as said above things you should like about siri : shes fun, shes pretty, she has a nice personality, she has gorgeous eyes, everything about her is amazing, and shes a leprechaun. (not really just poking fun at my love)

some guy : siri is super hot dude, me : yeah ik dude!

by donsfuneral May 30, 2022

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sorry siri

When your mobile phone gives you the wrong directions through a road or highway that is closed.

"I'm trying to get to so-and-so. What is another route?" someone asks at a seasonal road closure. " Sorry siri. You should have done better." is the reply.

by juan phat kat April 12, 2022

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siri plays

that one youtube series made by keizoha

a: hey man have you ever heard of siri plays
b: no what the fuck is that
a: its a series made by youtuber keizoha where uhh theres siri (im referring to that virtual assistant) and he plays games
b: sounds like shit
a: oh come on

by 🤡🤡🤡amogus🤡🤡🤡 February 9, 2022

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