Silent porridge

The awkward silence the morning after a blazing row with your partner.

Joe: "you look down in the dumps today"
John: "yeah, me and the missus had silent porridge this morning"

by TransitTrain February 20, 2017

Silent Football

A complicated game which origins date all the way back to the 5th and 6th centuries. Its true creators' identity is unknown, but some believe the game was invented by none other than King Arthur the Great. To play, one must know a Player. A Player is one who has mastered the skill, or has otherwise participated in a game of Silent Football taught by another, and so on. Basically it's similar to the Free Masons. While not being able to list the exact gameplay or rules, it is fairly simple to find Players around you. Just yell, "Hey! What is Silent Football?" Many people will immediately come up to you and teach you. It is not hard to become a Player yourself, but may I say, while it is an honor, it is most definitely a curse. Proceed with caution. You will know what I mean.

Example: "Hey Mike, wanna play Silent Football?"

"Sure man. Gather the others. We will meet in the ally by Krispy Kreame. Don't let anyone follow you, but if they do....well you know what to do."

by thefuzeghost April 18, 2017

silent snapping

When you and another person continuously send snaps to each other without using any words.

Hey , you and that girl/guy still talking?

Yea but we this week we have only been silent snapping.

by Legopiece26047 June 8, 2017

silent date

When two people go out and agree not to say a word to each other and as few words to other people as possible especially when your date is in ear shot. The goal is to communicate non verbally with lots of eye contact, body language, and physical contact. Also no phones allowed.

We went on a silent date and I've never felt so close and in-tune with someone like that before.

by charlieechomikedelta October 20, 2017

silent flamer

a "SILENT FLAMER" is a "person" who tends to just give up and starts sighing. Instead of the normal flaming methods expressing his malcontent the "silent flamer" tends to just shut up and type "ff 15".

he is just silent flaming me, he is a real silent flamer

by Pickelstein December 10, 2021

Silent Cal

Cool, rad, enjoyable, etc. (From the name of U.S. President Calvin COOLidge, who was supposedly very tight-lipped.)

Hey, your shirt is pretty Silent Cal.

My mom just bought a Silent Cal computer.

Oh, Silent Cal! You got a new car!

by Mitchell Hodgemeyer May 4, 2004

Silent Box

The silent box is an imaginary box.
this box is preferably funny with someone who is high on some sort of drug.

here's how it goes.

you find someone whos high or whatever,
and you say "this is the silent box" and then you make an imaginary box with your fingers.
after they clearly see that this is the silent box, you go "okay your in the silent box now" and pretend to place this invisble box over their heads.
then you back up and start mouthing words, giving the illusion that they are in a mute box and they cant hear you and you cant hear them.
you can do this as long as they fall for it, and i promise its so weird and so funny.

but i advise you, never go in the silent box. it will make you trip balls

Johnny- "YOU SEE THIS BOX, ITS THE FUCKIN SILENT BOX"
Kelly - "wtf?"
Johnny- "YOUR IN THE FUCKIN SILENT BOX NOW"
kelly- "WTF?"
Johnny- *starts mouthing things*
Kelly- "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON GET ME OUT OF THIS BOX"
Johnny- *keeps mouthing*
kelly - "DEAR GOD"

by ANDYDICK1111 February 12, 2009