owning it. (snowboarding, surfing, skating) the word "nar" is a bastardization of the classic adjective used to define something as cool (gnarly).
shred the nar, hombre!
by risorah (deb &iris) August 28, 2005
When something is way beyond a rip-off, it's like the next level up. They often take place in such areas as Paddington, Double Bay (Double Pay) Pottspoint etc.
OMG! that guy charged me $8.80 for that small biscuit! Thats not even a ripoff, that's a SHRED-OFF!!
by MXL March 05, 2009
To violently destroy your ass-hole with a tornado of ass funk. Sometimes will destroy your colon because of the ass wind.
Bob: dude, did you just fuckin' shred ass?
Dude: maybe. why? did you hear my ass get destroyed?
Bob: you're so fucking gross bro.
Dude: maybe. why? did you hear my ass get destroyed?
Bob: you're so fucking gross bro.
by kittyjuicer July 08, 2011
Using one's fingernails while wacking off. Causes the man-pole to bleed. Audie's brother invented it. Feels good.
Yesterday i had a boner all day so i went home and decided shredding the beef would be nice
I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.
I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.
by Appleman May 11, 2006
by AndyIsABitch February 22, 2015
1) Thinking you are right and then immediately finding out the imminent truth. This may happen when you are alone, or in a group.
2) The act of "shredding" one's self. (See term shredding)
2) The act of "shredding" one's self. (See term shredding)
Richard: I can't find any of my fucking xbox controllers. Seriously, I think someone came in here and stole them.
Al: Shouldn't they be in here?
Richard: Yeah... (eventually pulls back curtain covering the windowsill, revealing the controllers)
Al: Is that them?
Richard: Yeah...................."Self Shred!!!"
Al: Shouldn't they be in here?
Richard: Yeah... (eventually pulls back curtain covering the windowsill, revealing the controllers)
Al: Is that them?
Richard: Yeah...................."Self Shred!!!"
by Oil Rig January 20, 2010
An obvoious mispelling of "shred the gnar"
Person 1:Wow, he just tried to shred the nar, but ate it.
Person 2: No, he tried to shred the G-N-A-R, you idiot.
Person 2: No, he tried to shred the G-N-A-R, you idiot.
by J-G September 24, 2006