Shitness

A Cleveland Cavaliers fan who used to be a fan of Lebron James. Formerly referred to as 'Witness'.

We were all shitnesses to Lebron James' betrayal.

by jbisdaman July 10, 2010

bored shitless

Someone who has the time to either:

1. Determine how long is left in hours, minutes and seconds untill the strung out concert

2. Add a dictionary definition for the person mentioned in (1)

Brent Fox is bored shitless

by FarQue July 14, 2003

SHITLESS MIND FUCK

When you scare the police so seriously that the only thing they can do for guaranteed survival is kneel and pray.

The NIGGER WRATH was so bad a SHITLESS MIND FUCK happened to that dedicated officer.

by PEDOPHILE SHITEATER March 31, 2021

beat you shitless

To beat someone so hard that they litarally shit their pants.

Im gonna beat you shitless at the party tonight motherfucker!

I will beat you shitless!

by Ass Beater 69 May 14, 2017

Shirtle

When you pull your shirt over your head so only your face sticks through, just like a turtle peeking out through its shell.

When I get drunk I often go full shirtle.

by mshem August 21, 2016

smartlessest

Samuel;
Less smart than smartless

Samuel is so smartlessest

by Smartlessest November 10, 2017

Shittles

When u eat too many skittles and they fly out of your abnormally large asshole rapidly forming a rainbow.

Oh no! I ate too many skittles I'm gunna get the shittles!😰

by Soupy bara December 12, 2014