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Shia Labeouf

I need to take a fat Shia Labeouf.
by shittaker79 July 19, 2010
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scifag

Sci-Fag relates to all members of Scientology being disliked. The original root word "Fag" comes from the word faggot, which means bundle of sticks. The bundle of sticks is refering to the sticks that people would collect before they were burnt at the stick, so the word fag or faggot is a violent and obscene way of saying I want you to be burned at the stick.
"So i heard you like mudkips?" - He didnt say anything he must be a scifag.

"Zomg look at that scifag trying to take photos of us"
by AnonymousSyd February 13, 2008
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Shia LaBeouf

Shia LaBeouf, known best for his roles in the Disney Channel show Even Stevens and in the motion picture Transformers, is a shapeshifting demi-god who is currently the greatest actor on the face of the earth. He was not born, but created in a rousing session of butt-sex involving Chuck Norris and Zeus, the god of thunder. In Greek his names means "The One Who Fucks Grizzly Bears", while in Latin it simply translates to " Big Dicked Moistener of Vaginas."

The first known historical evidence of Shia LaBeouf dates back to ancient Egypt. It is said that when Shia arrived in the country he immediately fucked all the hot Egyptian pussy. In fact, he fucked them so hard that they all died from internal bleeding. Furious, Shia created 10 plauges to spread across the country. He also freed the Jewish slaves and let them cross the red sea on his gigantic dick. Afterward he left the country and swore that from then on he would only pound chicks hard enough to make their vaginas bleed a little bit. This is the reason women now menstrate.

In the past he has taken on many names and identities. Some of these include Hercules, King Arthur, William Shakespeare, General William Tecumseh Sherman, Walter Cronkite, Smokey the Bear, James Earl Jones, Ted Nugent and Samuel L. Jackson. This does not include the people that Shia himself created. Some examples would be Ron Jeremy, who was forged from a wart on Shia's dick and Michael Moore, who was spawned from a giant shit Shia once took.

Shia's best scientific achievement is easily curing polio. He did this by putting his jizz in a syringe and injecting it into an infected woman. He didn't know she had polio, he just wanted to inject his seamen into her. He is also credited with punching a hole through the ozone layer with his left testicle. His right testicle is responsible for creating the Grand Canyon.

Shia first appeared in his current form in 2000 as Louis Stevens on Even Stevens. Since then he has starred in several amazing films such as Transformers, Disturbia, Eagle Eye, and Holes (which ironically enough was the name of a porn he did under another one of his pseudonyms, Peter North).

Today Shia still roams the earth pounding hot chicks and eating live hand grenades. In fact, I believe that he is currently banging you mom/sister/wife/girlfriend.
Shia LaBeouf has a gigantic dick.

Shia LaBeouf is the greatest actor in the history of actors.
by FannyFondler December 30, 2008
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scifag

A stupid and sad piece of fuck believing in the bunch of lies and poo that is called "Scientology".
by TomCruise January 12, 2009
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shiac

A type of French made and spoken by the teens of Shediac, New Brunswick.

french, shediac, slang french
A few examples of Shiac:

- A cause? (why)
- Quois tu fasi (whatcha doin)
and so forth. =)
by Mego Mi Eggo November 10, 2008
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shifany

this is a frase you use that means Nick Davis keeps me save.
Everyone:”How are you so calm?”
Me:”Shifany”
by nickdavislover June 5, 2020
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Shifali

Best ever person you find in life ...!
They will love you alot .maybe angry 😡 sometimes but will give a lot joy 🤩

Thay will always make you laugh

If you have a friend with that name you are very lucky

Meaning of the name Shifali is 'Fragrant'.
Amazing stunningly beautiful girl

She will be ❤️🍀
I love to hang out with shifali
by Taati November 25, 2021
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