Shaq-cock

A gargantuan penis; a schlong so long that a dick pic requires multiple shots.

Guy: Yo man I think Steve is fucking your girl

Man: What the fuck for real my guy?!
Guy: Yeah apparently he's got that shaq-cock
Man: *kills himself*

by Buttplugged_Giraffe September 28, 2020

Lil Shaq

Our lord and savior

His talents include: quick maths, the ability to smoke trees and the ability to take off his jacket because mans not hot.

And the ting go skraaaaah! Pop pop pop pop pop! Skitaree pop pop!

Lil Shaq

by Lord Trump April 23, 2018

Shaq Special

When you get both a footlong and a six inch at subway. Referring to the massive size of Shaq’s cock

“Bro I was so hungry today, I got a Shaq special”
“That’s pretty gay my man ngl”

by JefferyTheHippo February 7, 2020

Shaq-doored

To be sodomized by an exceptionally large penis. Portmanteau of "back doored," a slang description for anal sex, and "Shaq," the nickname of a former NBA player rumored to have an exceptionally large penis.

I got Shaq-doored in the alley by my Shaq-foo instructor after class, and now my asshole feels like I sat on a Shaqtus.

by Bobert, but I go by Rob January 14, 2020

shaq shot

to miss a free throw like shaquille o'neal

aww darn it i just made a shaq shot!

by gamekidcaleb November 8, 2010

Shaq Daddy

A god that carries you to dubs or clutches hard in battle royal

He was my shaq daddy after he carried me in apex legends

by Crabrave March 8, 2019

Shaq Attack

A Shaq Attack is when someone shacks, or spends the night, at someone else's residence. Typically, Shaq Attack's are secret and subtle, meaning roommates may not even be aware of the extra person in the residence. Typically, Shaq Attack's involve some sort of hook up.

Jan Shaq Attacked at Paul's last night.

by AUKevin1229 March 24, 2008