Shutter shades

Usually plastic glasses with horizontal pieces of plastic going across. in place of actual lenses, which totally defeats the purpose of the glasses. They were originally made popular in the 80's, which is contrary to popular belief because of a dipfuck named Kanye West. Now everybody thinks the glasses are his, but in reality, he's an unoriginal fuck.

Megafuck: I lyk dez kany e wess shutter shadesglasses dey koo.

by optimus primate. December 4, 2011

Thunder Shades

Sunglasses, preferably Aviators, a person wear to compliment his or her stunning outfit. Usually a day or night out on the town or to a nightclub.

Yo, I like your thunder shades man! It goes well with your Rocks and Gucci tee

by kevinizzle June 17, 2008

Relationship Shades

Also referred to as relation-shades, this is a severe or extensive blindness to some unfavorable aspect of your partner or relationship which is undetectable to you, but completely obvious to everyone else. Relationship shades usually cloud your ability to see your partner for who he or she really is. Common personality traits which are susceptible to being unseen due to relation-shades include: passive-aggressiveness, extreme jealousy, militant disposition while in the company of any of your partner's friends, and straight-up bitch.

Man, your girlfriend is such an overprotective jealous bitch to anyone who comes within two feet of you.

What are you talking about? She isn't anything like that.

Tell that to the chick she punched out last week for smiling at you, I'm surprised you can see ANYTHING through those damn relationship shades.

by CGOguitarist October 3, 2011

sober shades

sunglasses with dark lenses so you cannot see someone's eyes worn to make someone look sober

bro, i need my sober shades you can tell im not sober.

by weed doctor November 23, 2011

3 shades of mama bear

and ass kicking with the ferocity of 3 mama bears when you mess with their cubs

Girl: "my neighbor was up at 6 this morning mowing his lawn."

Guy: "6 on a Sunday morning is way too early to be making that kind of noise."

Girl: "yeah, if I had not already been up, I would have gone 3 shades of mama bear on him"

by Rocksindahead September 14, 2012

Babe Shades

Opposite of beer goggles. Neglecting someone's beauty while intoxicated.

- Damn Ali! I can't believe you didn't hook up with that guy last because he was a stud!

- Like, I know Kira. I must have been so drunk I had on my babe shades.

by Ali-Babwa May 30, 2012

Great Shades of Satan

Kind of like holy crap. It's used to show surprise.

Joel: Great shades of Satan, what was that?

by Raeeee444 April 12, 2013