Fiber-seeking Backhoe

It's an evil machine hell bent on finding your internet and removing it

A fiber seeking backhoe refers to a backhoe that takes down communication services. Fiber cuts commonly cause Internet outages, usually caused by someone using a backhoe cutting an underground fiber cable.
OMGBBQ, the fiber-seeking backhoe took down my Internets!
by hyp0rbyte April 10, 2011
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Strip Hide and Seek

The beautiful combination of childhood nostalgia and nudity.

Minimum of two players. Seeker looks for one or more seekees. Seekee gives up article upon being found. Any seekees who remain hidden after 6 minutes may keep clothing. Switch places and repeat until someone's naked.
Dude, I played Strip Hide and Seek when I was at Mary's last week. It was awesome.

Nice dude. Must've made you feel like a little kid again.

Pretty much. And people got naked. So it was exactly like being a little kid again.
by moviepyro512 August 6, 2011
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if you seek amy

1. A really catchy song.

2. Fuck me. (say it out loud)
If = F
You = U
See = C
K A = K
My = Me

Most people thing that it's like this-

If = F
You = U
See = C
K = K
Amy = Me

But it isn't. So for people that thought it was like that, the song probably sounds a lot better now.
1. Oh Baby Baby, If You Seek Amy Tonight. Oh Baby Baby, We'll Do Whatever You Like.
2. (this one doesn't really need an example. -.-")
by Cinderpelt April 18, 2009
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Fap-n-Seek

After your wife/girlfriend denies you sex... You masturbate in front of her while running side to side, back and forth to keep her from kicking you in the balls until you place a cum puddle on her or on her side of the bed. She'll never deny you again!
My ratchet wife denied me sex cookies so I played a game of fap-n-seek with her! She was a sticky mess!
by master fapper May 5, 2014
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calorie seeking missile

A fat person who is draw to calories in the same way that a heat seeking missile is drawn to heat.
When that fat guy saw that cake he turned into a calorie seeking missile
by D. "D Wayne" W. August 22, 2011
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Thot Seeking Missile

A male fuckboy adamantly seeking the companionship of thots in public display.
Jesus Christ, this guy buying tickets from the girl at the box office was a real thot seeking missile; he couldn’t stop trying to flirt with her.”
by Thottieslayer June 23, 2018
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If You Seek Amy

Y'all know where it came from. If not, it's Britney Spears' song "If You Seek Amy".

If -F
You-U
See-C
See"k" & "A"my- K
Amy-Me

Just keep on pronouncing it and you'll notice it.
Yep, realized it just now. I idolize her for that. Just a coincidence? maybe?
Codename for F.U.C.K. M.E.

*party*

Hey!Enjoying the party?
Not really..
Wanna go and "If You Seek Amy"?
by YoIzYoGurlKy9 November 4, 2017
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