Fiber-seeking Backhoe

It's an evil machine hell bent on finding your internet and removing it

A fiber seeking backhoe refers to a backhoe that takes down communication services. Fiber cuts commonly cause Internet outages, usually caused by someone using a backhoe cutting an underground fiber cable.
OMGBBQ, the fiber-seeking backhoe took down my Internets!
by hyp0rbyte April 10, 2011
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