the stoner channel

Comedy central is the stoner channel.

I dont call comedy central the stoner channel anymore most of the shows are cheap crap that you cant get a laugh out of no matter how high you are.

by stewfoo January 13, 2005

stoner sketti

Sketti that you make when you're too stoned to make regular sketti.

Let's roast a Marley and make stoner sketti tonight!

by therealskeeter October 22, 2006

Stonerball

Function: Verb
Definition: To sag your pants and stick your balls out through the hole in your boxers when your stoned. Usually concealed by a long shirt or hoodie.

"Dude let's stonerball!"
"One time we stonerballed in TacoBell."
"We're stonerballing, man!"

by Todd Hunter January 19, 2009

Stoner Catch

An unexplainable phenomenon. Stoned people seem to be able to call forth ninja reflexes to perform miraculous feats such as moving from being stuck on the couch to saving a bong from teetering off of a table. Many a stoner has been known to be able to snatch a lighter tossed to them from mid-air.

"Dude, we were moving the coffee table and forgot about the huge drink on it that we would have spilled everywhere if she hadn't leapt off the couch and saved it with her stoner catch."

by kaliskaphoenix September 12, 2011

social stoner

An individual who only smokes weed when someone else has it. Basically a person who doesn't buy their own weed and mooches of you when you have it.

Kyle-"dude you think Tyler has any weed?"
Zach-"nah man, he's a social stoner. He only smokes whenever someone else has bud."
Kyle-"wow, what a mooch."

by All State 1B March 2, 2014

Drop Scone

A brutally rough bowel movement that feels like your ass is being ripped apart by shitting a long, dry, stale coffee shop scone. Typically induced from dehydration caused by a long night of excessive alcohol consumption.

Carl needed some Prep H after he busted a bloody roid. His drop scone split his ass open.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017

Cerebral Sconezy

When you drink an egregious amount of alcohol, smoke one bowl of weed and you transform into a state of temporary shaking in which you cannot control your movements or complete menial tasks.

Jimmy: Holy Sh*t! John drank so much tonight and now he’s smoking?

(5 min later)

Anthony: lol, look at John he’s shaking out of control

Jimmy: I knew he was going to go into cerebral sconezy

by hawkeye17 June 19, 2020