Schnitzel Groover

A mythological tool used for making Vagina's by the Viking Gods.
or can be used for just any tool you've forgotten the name of that you want the apprentice to fetch by Gesturing/pointing in a very broad direction towards the back of the Garage...He/she is expected to mind read exactly what it is & deliver it promptly to a waiting hand

"oi you little fucker, grab the Schnitzel Groover & bring it over here"

by A_B_M January 23, 2024

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Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016

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Chicken schnitzel

To be cummed on and rolled in the sand like a schnitzel would flour

Angel being chicken schnitzeled

by My name is rj April 12, 2020

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Schnitzel day

The 'Schnitzel day' celebrated on May 11th, is a local holiday celebrated in the wet dream cafe.

On this day, participants of the culture say and do nice things to the 'Schnitzel Acolyte', who is the main focus of this holiday.

Person A: I can't wait for Schnitzel day this year
Person B: Me neither, it's my favourite holiday

by Aveyond May 11, 2022

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Schnitzel Sack

The term Mando Deodorant Marketing team uses to refer to a vagina.

“Go between your butt cheeks, down between your schnitzel sack, and just sniff the suds”

May solely be used to refer to trans vaginas. At the time of writing this, more research needs to be done.

Rebecca: Wow your schnitzel sack is so pretty
Vanessa: OMG Rebecca shut up
Rebecca: No seriously you’re a total snack
Vanessa: *proceeds to sniff suds*

by DaveGillyBaby January 14, 2025

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