assforgas scheme

The latest of internet scams happening on all the sites. The scammer could be a young lady catfishing the scammee/ victim or it might even be a Dude who has stolen photos of a hot chick and he is pretending to be that hot chick. The scammer draws you into an apparent online relationship and can't wait to meet you for sex or a "Hot time" together. The only problem is they don't have money to buy gas to get to a place where you can meet. They always have an excuse why you can't come to their place directly... usually for their own security. They press you to put money on a cash card and if you do you never hear from them again or you get 100 different excuses about why they didn't show up. They will even go so far as to pretend that they had a wreck on the way to see you and will send you photos of themselves in a hospital bed. Some will ask for a game card for the fake kids they supposedly are looking after and say it is to keep them busy while you have sex in the other room.

I was sure she was the one ... but it just turned out to be an assforgas scheme.

by RJ Miller July 13, 2023

Scheme Anxiety

The feeling of knowing that a hurtful scheme and or plan is imminent.

As the dots were flashing on my screen, I'm ngl I was getting real scheme anxiety.

by gazzyjeff1 November 19, 2018

Pwnzi Scheme

Pwning someone so bad that the only equivalent would be what Bernie Madoff did to his clients

Did you see my score in that game? Total pwnzi schemed that noob.

by Made off with jillions January 8, 2010

original scheme boul

To be, or act, in any way as Billy Gordon.

Hey (Billy Gordon), you're the original scheme boul.

by JNeilson January 27, 2014

Scheming

When teenagers gather and secretly plot to do goon shit to get money for weed, video games, drinks, or cheetos.

We smoked a joint and then me and the boys were scheming at the crib.

by Operation kwas August 12, 2022

Scheme Gremlin

A man or women you have anyone. Iggy stand with that is not particularly flattering to the eye and lives in a scheme.

Did you see that Scheme gremlin Chris went home with last night.

by Scheme Gremlins April 21, 2018

Scheme barbie

A young blonde in her 20’s from a council scheme covered in fake tan, fake lashes, dreams catcher tattoo on the thigh, big lips, bleached blonde hair and extensions and looks identical to her 20 council scheme barbie mates. Poses for Instagram photos with lots of balloons and silver walls and furniture to add to the bling

Check the blonde over there with the big fat lips, ah she is just another council scheme barbie

by Favol February 27, 2023