An attractive girl is usually accompanied by one or more of her fatter, uglier friends. Their primary role appears to be keeping guys from hooking up with her.
by Joey Jo-jo Jr. Shabadu September 26, 2003
Get the safety whalemug. An emoticon that can be used in written form to pacify any offensive content that directly preceded it.
Once a safety wink has been used, it is impermissible to take offence at anything in the sentence it follows.
Similar to a wink, which is used in the written form to give tone to a phrase and indicate that what was written should be taken with a pinch of salt, the safety wink is reserved for occasions where there is a strong possibility of the sentence being perceived as highly inflammatory.
Once a safety wink has been used, it is impermissible to take offence at anything in the sentence it follows.
Similar to a wink, which is used in the written form to give tone to a phrase and indicate that what was written should be taken with a pinch of salt, the safety wink is reserved for occasions where there is a strong possibility of the sentence being perceived as highly inflammatory.
A> Hey.
B> Hi.
A> So I just found out that my mother has one month left to live.
A> It was cancerous.
A> I haven't stopped crying since I found out.
B> According to my calculations.
B> That means I'll only get to flood her anus with my man juice 27 more times till she's dead.
B> After that, who knows.
A> .
B> SAFETY WINK ;)
A> LOL!
B> Hi.
A> So I just found out that my mother has one month left to live.
A> It was cancerous.
A> I haven't stopped crying since I found out.
B> According to my calculations.
B> That means I'll only get to flood her anus with my man juice 27 more times till she's dead.
B> After that, who knows.
A> .
B> SAFETY WINK ;)
A> LOL!
by ma0sm May 26, 2009
Get the Safety Winkmug. When one is 90% sure they are going to fart but there is an outside chance they may shart, so just to be safe they seek out the nearest toilet.
If you'll excuse a moment, I have to go make a safety-shart. I don't want a repeat of what happened last week when I shat my britches.
by m.c. phatback July 8, 2014
Get the safety-shartmug. Taking a nap while everyone else is working, in the interest of health and safety. Especially relevant to tugboat captains.
Jay:"Where is Doug?"
Tim:" Oh, he is taking a safety nap!"
Jay:" does he know we are loading a barge?"
Tim: "he knows!"
Tim:" Oh, he is taking a safety nap!"
Jay:" does he know we are loading a barge?"
Tim: "he knows!"
by Arms1 August 19, 2013
Get the Safety napmug. by TheReal1 December 8, 2013
Get the Safety Watermug. a person that is unreasonable horny, to the point of wanting to bang a random possibly nonexistent person in a walmart parking lot that the met on an anonymous chat board.
safety vest is a horny man.
there goes safety vest again… I really hope that dude doesnt get an STD.
there goes safety vest again… I really hope that dude doesnt get an STD.
by chastityismylife August 31, 2021
Get the safety vestmug. 1. The act of flushing the toilet after taking a large dump or dropping multiple logs, but before wiping or finishing multiple logs, in an attempt to break up the volume the toilet has to handle. In effect, to safely flush a large dump without clogging the toilet.
2. A preemptive flush before taking a dump to see if the toilet will safely flush
2. A preemptive flush before taking a dump to see if the toilet will safely flush
by Manroot October 19, 2019
Get the Safety Flushmug.