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One Guy Rule

When a girl has a history of getting with many men. She meets a guy, falls for him insanely quickly, and now insists she is a changed woman and no longer wants to sleep around.
Wow, she has seen the same guy twice, it must be that new 'One Guy Rule' she talked about.
Looks like they've both settled down together, that 'One Guy Rule' worked.
by Zoomers “r” Life February 5, 2020
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Golden Rules of Life

1. Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1 - Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.

2. FOPEA - Females Obviously Prefer Egotistical Assholes.

3. The Harry/Sally Rule - "Men And Women Can Never Truly Be Friends Because The Sex Part Always Gets In The Way."

4. Naked Curiosity Rule - Males Always Desire Seeing Female Acquaintances Naked... Always.

5. All Availability Rule - Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.
Guy 1: "Men and women are so different. I wish we had a manual to decode eachothers behaviour"

Guy 2: "We do! The Golden Rules of Life!"
by bobandbill April 25, 2011
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Rule 69

Rule 69: "If it exists, there is a Cupcakke remix of it"
Referring to the wide range of mashups and remixes done on all forms of media including songs, musical compositions, poetry, commercials, news, cartoons, reality tv scripts, video games soundtracks/ narrations, movie/ serie scripts, youtube content, memes and public announcements utilising excerpt of CupcaKKe songs.
Y/N: Check this out, a Cupcakke remix of into the unknown" 🤣
- No way, really?!!
*Cupcakke- Into My Pussy (Into The Unknown x Spoiled Milk Titties MASHUP*
Y/N: Obviously, You heard of the Rule 69? "If it exists, there is a Cupcakke remix of it". Don't believe? Let me see...

Search: Miki Matsubara Stay With Me CupcaKKe remix
*original miki matsubara - Stay with me (ft. Cupcakke) duet version
- Damn your right 💀
by Adri_i December 9, 2022
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November Rule

1. The unwritten rule that freshmen should be taken care of, not taken advantage of, until November 1st.
2. A similar guideline discouraging the teaching to freshmen of certain esoteric forms of hacking.
"At last, it's the 1st! Nuts to the November Rule, it's time to climb on the frosh and sketch on the dome!"
by Jack Florey December 1, 2007
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Standard Creepiness Rule

(Also known as the "Rule of 7")

The Standard Creepiness Rule is an equation that determines the youngest possible age of a potential date that is deemed to be socially acceptable and not creepy. It was mentioned in comic 314 of the web-comic XKCD. According to XKCD, the rule is as follows:

"Your age" (in years)÷2+7=Minimum socially acceptable age of your date

Be sure to follow PEMDAS.

Also remember that the rule is not set in stone and that it is superseded by legal restrictions and the presence of a consensual agreement.
Brad: "Hey, do you think it would be O.k. for me to go out with Rachel?"

Ryan: "Well you're 32 and she's 24, and since 32 divided by 2 plus 7 is 23, the Standard Creepiness Rule says you can date her."

Brad: "Ha-ha! I just have to remember that even though it's called a 'rule' its more like a 'guideline'."
by languagefan July 9, 2011
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Rule 35

An addendum of the internet rules stating that if there is no porn of it, it will be made.
Jessie searched the internet for hours looking for a pornographic video of a priest inserting a carrot up a man's urethra before he finally invoked rule 35.
by profe October 9, 2007
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Rule #7

"Rule #7 says, 'Don't touch the women, but they can grab whatever they want to.'"

Rule #7 is a rule created by Christian Kane, a bad-ass country rocker who created a song called "The House Rules". In "The House Rules", CK (as known by the "Kaniacs", aka Christian Kane's fan base) pointed out that Rule #7 means "Don't touch the women, but they can grab whatever they want to."
Don't touch them women, boy---that's breakin' Rule #7!
by Pontius' Girl May 1, 2010
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