a rudi

1) crash with your bicycle due to excessive iphone-usage while riding

2) ride a ladies' bicycle, claim it to be a dirt-bike, then crash into a car due to excessive iphone-usage while riding

- I broke my right arm.
- what happened?
- i was involved in accident.
- how that?
- i answered emails on my iphone while i was riding down the foot-walk in opposite direction
- so?
- a car hit me.
- oh, you did a rudi.

by koenigex October 27, 2010

Ruditude

Ruditude (n.) is a to have a rude, irrational attitude. A way of thinking or feeling about someone or something, that is reflected in a person's behavior, in a rude manner.

BF: Hey babe, I made you breakfast.
GF: What did you make?
BF: Eggs and bacon.
GF: You know I don't like Bacon.
BF: That's okay, don't have any bacon then.
GF: I hope you choke on the bacon!
BF: Huh? What's with the ruditude? You on your period or something?

by Smush 918 March 31, 2014

Rudi

a nerd who fancys girls he just cant have

look at him, hes such a rudi

by pot noodle October 23, 2005

Rudies

A group of rude people.

"you guys are rudies"

by Makayla H December 31, 2008

Rudie

Someone who wears tracksuit/trousers bottoms low and wears new era hats, possibly with their hoods up.
Constantly distrupts classes, kind of like a wasteman.
Cant seem to shut up, when in a group sounds like a pack of monkeys.

''look at these rudies....''
''Why do rudies sit at the back of the bus?''

by Jun ki January 16, 2008

Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Poorly talented footballer playing in Scumchester United.Famous for his divings and for being a Sir Alex´s bitch.Always warmly received on Arsenal ground.

The bitch - Van Nistelrooy - was beaten by Arsenal FC players.

by Anonymous Gooner April 7, 2005

Rudi

Rudi is another word for giant deuce.

hey dude, i told you he was a rudi.

by Doctor Rectumus November 8, 2009