a rudi

1) crash with your bicycle due to excessive iphone-usage while riding

2) ride a ladies' bicycle, claim it to be a dirt-bike, then crash into a car due to excessive iphone-usage while riding

- I broke my right arm.
- what happened?
- i was involved in accident.
- how that?
- i answered emails on my iphone while i was riding down the foot-walk in opposite direction
- so?
- a car hit me.
- oh, you did a rudi.