by russiaisdabomb.com June 25, 2018
jacknthebeanstock-HEY RUSSIA HEY HEY HEY RUSSIA!
*plays with russias hair*
russia-chops his balls off.
*plays with russias hair*
russia-chops his balls off.
by Lenny........ April 07, 2011
A country that is closer to the us now that it has been in a long time, yet the news calls it estranged.
by Solid Mantis June 04, 2020
Russia. Russia is good. Russia is the definition of good. On a scale ok AK47 to Putin , Russia is putin with a hammer and scythe.
by Oh dadddddddddyyyyyyy July 15, 2019
A place where the opposite of the norm happens. As shown in the example, instead you driving the car...
by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003
Jokes invented by Yakov Smirnoff, involving the comparisons of things in the United States and the Soviet Union.
"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"
"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"
"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"
"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"
"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"
by Dave July 14, 2004