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Rule 86

Another rule of the internet.

If it exists, you can play Bad Apple on it.

Named after the NicoNico Douga creator of the now viral video, sm8628149
These are all real btw
Example one- “Playing Bad Apple in Minecraft
Example two “Playing Bad Apple on a Ti-84”

Rule 86 is the best internet rule.
by Ramennn February 21, 2021
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Rule 5

Rule number 5

"Show no love,
Love will get you killed."
by Moon Denisa November 6, 2022
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Rule number 5

“Show no love. Love will get you killed.”

Rule number 5 is When you love someone so much and they break your heart. Typically when a guy will give a girl everything and she cheats or falls out of love.
Friend: What got you into the gym bro? What’s your motivation?

Me: “I broke Rule Number 5.”
by Vampsy December 10, 2022
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Mike Pence rule

A rule stating that men should never put themselves in a situation where they can be falsely accused of rape, sexual assault, or fraternization. The rule is named after Mike Pence, the 48th vice president of the United States.

In 2002, Mike Pence told the Hill that he never eats alone with a woman other than his wife and that he won’t attend events featuring alcohol without her by his side.

This rule gained widespread popularity after the #MeToo witch trials of 2017. Proving innocence is often difficult or impossible, so the easiest way to avoid false accusations is to avoid women altogether.
Due to the Mike Pence rule, I can't mentor any of my female coworkers.
by Dr. Steven Chang January 10, 2018
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Kendzior Rule

When you let powerful people commit crimes, they will resurface later and commit more crimes. This will come as a total surprise to everyone who still believes shame is a deterrent to the powerful and corrupt.
~ WTF!? Didn't that guy go to prison for the last time he pulled this shit off?
~ Yeah. Total Kendzior Rule! Dude doesn't give a fuck.
by Görahk November 5, 2019
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Goven Rule

A translation of the Golden Rule made by Jeff Goven aka "The Grapplin' Chaplain"...
The Goven Rule: "Always interact with others on the basis of honest mutual consent".
by Kahdlibber November 2, 2017
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rule 1131918

Invented by Lucie, if it exists, there is ASMR of it
Do you reckon there is such thing as Shrek ASMR?
Of course, you know, rule 1131918
by My dixy rect July 30, 2020
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