Gentleman of the road

A "man of leasure" who spends his days rambling from one place to another,with a cheerful smile and a knapsack and stick over his shoulder,greeting people warmly and brightining up their lives.

In the real world a lice ridden tramp with a can of wife beater in one hand and a HIV filled syringe in the other,pissing against your front door and shouting incoherrently at passers by .
I used to be in a highly stressed stock dealership,wastein my life at work.But now im addicted to crack ive become a gentleman of the road with all the spare time in the world!! Couldn't give us 50p for a cup a tea mate?
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
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Road Beef

A term commonly used in reference to the girls that are f'd on the long road trips for athletes.
Johnny enjoys his Miami road beef.
by Howie Hardass November 28, 2007
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derby road

Nottingham rhyming slang meaning cold as cold is apparently prounced as coad in a Nottingham accent.

nb. Derby Road is also an actual road in Nottingham
by Martinius May 14, 2008
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Road Roomba

A extremely low ‘slammedtruck
The Road Roomba lost its transmission going over a speed bump.
by scp-682 August 19, 2021
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Road Fat

When you're driving along the road and the vibrations of the terrrain cause your ciculatory system to enlarge your male phallus into a chub.
"I was driving my car to mcdonalds and got a road fat."
by Peanutknight October 03, 2021
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Road Pizza

Someone who gets mangled or destroyed by a car
Holy shit Kurtis just got turned into Road Pizza
by Ripo60 June 13, 2019
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Wako Road

Wako Road game made by Wako on discord. A fun game related to driving. Has a custom bot and is fun!
John: Have you played Wako Road?
Jake: Yeah! It's a great game!
by JacobSB0410 July 28, 2020
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