Cherry Ripe

The result of a woman who is on her period defecating directly after getting a cream pie (cum in her pussy)

It was early morning and everyone at the party had passed out except me and Julia. She was keen to have sex but warned that she was on her rags, i was down with that. Just after I came in her pussy she said she needed to take a shit, I said "why don't you place a cherry ripe on Kevin's chest?" Which she did, it was hilarious!

by Ridldeedee October 21, 2016

Ripe

The new "lit"! Something that's gangsta as fuck. Something so cool, it makes your head swoon.

That restaurant is ripe as fuck.

Did you read that new book? It's so ripe!

by Ladywhip August 3, 2022

ripe division

The Ripe Division is a local militia in Brazil that aggressively protects the dwindling banana population. Any acts of aggression towards their ripeness will result in a banana being torpedoed into one's nuggetmaker until it becomes ripe, then they will pull it out then stuff the unpeeled, ripe banana back in, then fuck you until it's puréd.

-Hey, Brad, Im going to the market. Want some bananas?
-No thanks. Last time I tried to get a banana, the Ripe Division gave me one...and now Im haunted for life.

by DoodieHandler101 December 18, 2017

Ripe

A word used to describe how someone is feeling when they are in a higher power

That guy over there is very ripe ;)

by Mr. Ripe August 21, 2018

cherry ripe

chunky period

i’m in period pain. it’s a fucking cherry ripe.

by Kerryanne June 19, 2022

ripe

the act of being fresh 'til death

You're looking mad ripe today!

by sLantyy November 10, 2010

Ripe

Super cool gang shit. Something so extraordinary, it makes you go speechless.

Something absolutely earth-shattering!

Man, that song's ripe as fuck!

T's become quite ripe over the years!

by Dhama_ka August 3, 2022