A Ribbon Twirler is a kind of person who sucks the fun out of everything and is so politically correct to the point that their existence itself is incredibly offensive and nobody wants them around.
by Ricky Razors November 27, 2021
I love attending barn-dances and other traditional country-folk gatherings; it's refreshing to see all da ribbons and beaus there.
by QuacksO March 26, 2021
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by RedRibbonArmyDance February 26, 2025
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by RedRibbonArmyDance February 26, 2025
(Screams for Mom) Hey Momma, we're out of shit ribbon!
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed
by RedneckCertificationPresident May 10, 2015
A derogatory term used when only a man brags about abusing a women or another man in a physical, sexual or emotional sense, but not really doing it. Often used amongst friends and colleagues to describe a situation where they have tried to inflate their egos with stories of dominating someone.
Hey Nathan, how was your date last night?
Yeah good, she complained about the movie i took her to, so i white ribboned her ass!
Yeah good, she complained about the movie i took her to, so i white ribboned her ass!
by cool cunt klint November 08, 2016