Retired from college

The permanent solitude from unnecessary envolvement in college drama.

I have retired from college, Done with this fugazi shit.

by It's nothing personal July 28, 2021

retired clown

Somebody who can’t take a joke.

Also known as the average Twitter person

person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown

by test account idk I will prob- August 2, 2021

retired paste

The cum that gets dried and crusty on clothes.

I can`t wear that shirt, its stained with retired paste.

by old man cheese man head October 16, 2011

Retirement Project

A euphemism for a pipe dream/non realistic goal

Ron wanted to play for the NBA however, due to being 4 foot 8 it was a retirement project since the NBA needed tall players.

by fartso55 November 22, 2018

retired masturbater

a person who quit masturbating/ a person who plays fornite

Hey! What do you do for a living?
Nothing, I'm a retired masturbater.

by gigigig11 August 21, 2018

Retired side chick

A woman who makes the conscious choice to stop engaging in emotionally unavailable relationships. Due to years of toxicity and lack of pay, in order to reach full H.O.E potential

After years of hoeing Maya is finally a retired side chick

by Sumatisavage February 8, 2023

Remington retirement plan

To retire from life permanently by using a Remington firearm on oneself

He decided to take the Remington retirement plan

by Johnny Sins Jr December 20, 2023