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Factory Reset

When someone sequentially vomits, urinates, and defecates. Usually followed by passing out.
That dude got so drunk that he did a full Factory Reset all over himself in the bathroom! Then passed out on the toilet!
by Not Stick May 9, 2023
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Texas Reset

I don't need this baby no more, Imma Texas Reset this thang
by notmrna**69420 June 16, 2023
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musical reset

When your taste in music changes after a few months
Man 1: I thought you hated emo music

Man 2: I had a musical reset
by A friendly goose August 9, 2023
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Social Status Reset

When you say something embarrassing or a dead meme in public spaces.
Did you just say “bogos binted”? Total social status reset.
by KaderickKhan September 21, 2021
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reset

When a man has not received oral sex from a woman for at least 3 months, he is the allowed to freely receive oral sex from ANY woman without being judged by his friends and/or family.

When a man has not had sex with a woman for at least 6 months, he is then allowed to freely have sex with ANY woman WITHOUT being judged by his friends and/or family.

The woman may be fat, ugly, old, young, really fat, fugly, or any combination herein. There is NO JUDGING allowed of any man that is legally eligible for a reset. Never ever!
"Hey man, did you really have sex with that 300 pound chick with the mullet?!?"

"Yes bro, but you can kindly shut the fuck up because I'm on a reset, Ok?"

"Sorry dude, I didn't realize it had been that long since you had gotten laid... I won't judge though, do you need any more condoms?"
by TreeSmokerAZ November 11, 2009
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The Great Reset

A plan by one group of super-rich twunts to finally address climate change but ultimately keep the capitalist status quo, which other super-rich twunts (e.g. coal, gas, oil, and media outlets owned by the likes of Rupert Murdoch) don't want (for obvious reasons) and so are spinning as the dreaded (*spooky thunder*) Marxism/Socialism/Communism.

Whereas, in fact, The Great Reset will probably never take off and if it does it would merely be the cliched Band-aid on a gaping wound and not seriously address the systemic symptoms of Capitalism. e.g. the ever growing disparity between the rich and the poor.

Either way, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer and anyone buying into The Great Reset or the opposing propaganda are being played like fiddles.
The Great Reset in Bill Gates' plan to microchip us all and enslave us
by Sven Svenkill December 21, 2020
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resetti

"I hate Resetti, he's so annoying."
"YOU SUCK HE'S AWESOME"
by alphabits125 October 29, 2013
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