change request

When someone within the non-IT practicing part of an organisation documents a constructive idea he or she has with respect to the correctness, functionality or performance of a software or system, then duly files that ("the Change Request", "the CR") in the agreed ticketing system for someone with a distinct responsibility for the development and continuous improvement of that software or system to incorporate and implement in the software or system, and hoping that it will eventually be handled and delivered, only to finally conclude that the CR process is nothing but a self-service trash for important and relevant ideas that no-one within IT will in fact ever lift a hand to service.

That's a very good idea! We understand what you are missing. Yes, that would be great. So that we don't forget about it, could you please file a change request in <name of CR system> and we will plan it for a future release.

by Urban Swede November 14, 2016

Highly requested property

A man, woman or in some cases an apache helicopter, that is perceived as (sexually) attractive by the majority of peoplekind. Also used ironically to show a douche

*talking about the ugly 1% of the population that has nothing to lose but their virginity: "Definitly no highly requested property amongst them thots."

by The poet 27 May 16, 2018

Friend Request

Hey! One of the Andrew Tate accounts sent me a friend request!

Hym "Friend request from Andy? Probably a scammer! But also my constitute me lifting a finger. It's soon. I'll either be getting the credit or murdering a child soon. So, after."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

#phase request

To request a phase and wait until a RS or RHS hosts one.

I will submit a phase request in #phase request.

by Life123425 February 9, 2021

price upon request

actually refers to any product that is produced only for editorials and is never actually put into production for consumer purchase. So, instead of “Price Upon Request”, the phrase should actually read “This Product Doesn’t Actually Exist for Purchase At All”

I have been reading fashion magazines since I was a teenager and have always wondered what the phrase “Price Upon Request” meant when printed next to the product details on a high-fashion editorial

by andrianzy April 8, 2017

detest request

A request to incite hatred

The detest request had more harmful implications and consequences than can possibly be imagined.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

requestion

when you want something but you don't really know how to ask

"Hey mum, I have a requestion"

by justanotherindi January 13, 2020