religion 

It doesn't matter what religion you are, you're going to hell!

1) if you are christian your going because your not catholic, if your catholic your going to hell because your not in love with fucking allah, if allah is the shit then your going to hell because i'm typing this... you get it. its so stupid.. the only way your not going to hell is... o wait its all bullshit anyways there is no hell!

2) the flying spaghetti monster rules all.
3) religion is fake and it's a cult

religion by Q.A. July 20, 2007

Religion 

Religion is the greatest and most enduring excuse for fear.

Zealot 1: I am afraid to die.
Zealot 2: Let's cook up a story to make ourselves feel better.
Zealot 1: Okay, how's this? When we die, we'll go to a better place.
Zealot 2: Sounds good! Can we call it 'Religion'?

Religion by Sujasha February 10, 2009

religion 

Religion: a lie that is made up by heterosexual men, for heterosexual men of earlier time, and them only. The bible/quran and others alike are directed to straight men on how they should live their lives and treat others around them the way they think is right. Women are inferior to men, gay men should be murdered and slavery is acceptable. Everything about every holy book, which are god's words and forever perfect apparently, is fitting/ideal and convenient for straight men only, their lifestyle and their naive view of the world at that time.

"I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious ideas of heaven and hell, of future life for individuals, or of a personal God." - Thomas Edison quote about religion.

religion by Me-mo December 31, 2007

religion 

A castrated person's substitute for sex.

Religion is a practical joke that most people just don't get.

religion by Don Juan October 2, 2003

religion 

See: bullshit
Religion is brainwashing and unecessary.
Jews have been idiots thinking they are the "chosen people"
Christians have been stuck drinking the blood of Jesus everyday.
Muslims have been very unmodern and brutal to fellow humans.
Source of anti-Semitism and Islamophobia
Reason why Bush was reelected? Religion was.

Christian : JESUS WAS THE MESSIAH AND THE SON OF GOD!!
Jew : Jesus didn't fullfill the messianic prophecies! And if Jesus was God how did her die on the cross? Hmm...
Muslim : No you idiots! Jesus wasn't killed! Allah put a fake Jesus on the cross and put the real Jesus in heaven.

.....Argument never ends until someone is shot......
.....Everyone....this is what religion does to you......

religion by aguynamedandy April 21, 2006

religion 

the root of all evil

religion caused the holocaust, the crusades, terrorism

religion by seniordingdong March 8, 2007

religion 

A man-made method of explanation for the seemingly supernatural.

Science is slowly replacing religion over time.

religion by Prince Luc June 4, 2003