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Religion is
the greatest
and most
enduring
excuse for
fear
.
Zealot 1: I am afraid to
die
.
Zealot 2: Let's cook up a story to
make
ourselves feel better.
Zealot 1: Okay, how's this? When we
die
, we'll go to a better place.
Zealot 2: Sounds good! Can we call it 'Religion'?
Religion
by
Sujasha
February 10, 2009
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