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rectum smoker

An individual that expresses their affections and/or insecurities by sucking an asshole so hard there may as well be an ounce worth of chronic smoke inside the receiver's rectum
Duuuuude, you won't believe this shit. That lizard in the alley you guys were too good to pound last night turned out to be an elite rectum smoker!
by drcaligula December 1, 2011
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rectum lips

A person who has lips that look like a butthole or like to touch the butthole
Wow she has some real weird lips they look like a rectum!

Wow did you hear syd likes kissing buttholes while giving blowjobs, those are some rectum lips if you ask me

dont kiss her i heard she has rectum lips!
by c0c0boo October 23, 2013
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rectum breath

Unflattering nickname for someone with extremely bad breath that fairly accurately replicates the foul odors that are more commonly emitted from the rectum.
Worker 1: "Now, when ever rectum breath comes over to ask me something, I automatically shut down my nose and breathe very carefully out of my mouth."

Worker 2: "I hear that!"
by BamKablam September 15, 2011
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rusty rectum

When a jet of rusty water gets shot into your anus.
That jacuzzi just gave me rusty rectum.
by NastyNate1986 April 29, 2016
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latus rectum

The art of spitting inside the rectum of a Latin Woman, and then making her ride your cock. The position is commonly seen to be shaped like a parabola.
I tried the latus rectum on zeeshan last night. she told me that her understanding of 2-d maths has improved ever since.
by senpaikee February 9, 2022
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Rectum Raider

One of the members of the Transcendental Cock Rock band the Rectum Raiders.
''Jeez, that Rectum Raider has a really big bass guitar''
by AssCruzad0r October 25, 2012
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cerebral rectumitis

That guy is such a stupid mothafucka he muss beez suffrin from cerebral rectumitis
by steakfries December 19, 2008
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