Rectal Raider

(N)An Ass pirate who scours the land for homosexual anal sex.

I was hanging out with Joe but he turned out to be a rectal raider! Stay away from my ass!

by T.Bags July 30, 2008

rectal engineer

A person who makes a career out of turning things into shit.

My boss was hired to manage our department but really turned into the lead rectal engineer.

by Dos Divas August 1, 2009

cranial rectal proximity syndrome

corporate-speak or PC phrase to describe someone who's got their head stuck squarely up their ass.

Not sure what's going on with Joe today - he's acting like a real jerk. Maybe he's suffering from cranial rectal proximity syndrome

by Annakaleia September 30, 2011

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome (also known as Anal-Cranial Entanglement Syndrome, or ACES) is a disorder which is characterized by someone who is incapable of performing a simple task due to pure stupidity or an apparent misplacement and, therefore, disuse of their cerebellum and cerebrum.

Esp. applies when someone has one job and cannot complete it properly, if at all.

Karen suffers from such a severe case of Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome, she has a visible tan-line around her neck.

I’ve run into a catch-22 due to two of the people I rely on having ACES.

by Dominus Pollux February 6, 2019

Recaliboobsizing

the act of recalibrating boob size i.e. plastic surgery

Seven of Nine is going to the EMH for some recaliboobsizing.

by armsthatchoke August 3, 2010

recharge

When you've wanked for a extended period of time and you need to recharge your fluids.

Aww fuck cunt, I've been wanking for over fucking 5 hours now cunt I'm spent I need a recharge.

by Real Nigga 12 June 6, 2020

reca

the best type of people you should be with / will make your life happy to the fullest . / its hard to find this kind of people because few are left and some just went to mars to live with the aliens since they just realize that aliens are more better than humans. humans are evil . tara shot

Reca believes that shawarawt baby iloveyouuu

by babygirl ni teldavis June 8, 2021