a 13 year old girl who can't decide which seat to sit in and who teaches us about the days of the week. oh yeah, she loves friday, and she never wants the weekend to end. Her song friday has also been dubbed "fried egg" because of her nasal auto tuned voice that still sucks.
Male 1: today is friday friday gotta get down on friday fun fun fun
Male 2: I love that song! The lyrics are so deep. Rebecca Black is such an amazing singer with all that auto tune!
Male 1: FRIDAY FTW!
Male 2: I love that song! The lyrics are so deep. Rebecca Black is such an amazing singer with all that auto tune!
Male 1: FRIDAY FTW!
by A Sketchy Hobo April 3, 2011

a really stupid 13-year old bitch that thinks she has talent but in fact is just some fat ass rich cunt who wanted to be famous. this famous dream became true when her first single "Friday" became viral on youtube and immediately received negative, but completely justifiable negative feedback. i honestly wish that she wouldn't be given the time of day as she sounds like a dying sheep on autotune, but i'll admit her singing is hilariously horrible.
by lolmang69 April 14, 2011

A teenage "singer" of YouTube fame. Her music video "Friday" is notable for Black's obnoxious pronunciation of the long "i" sound in the word "Friday," cheesy visuals, and lyrics written so poorly that many listeners can't even watch the whole video without pausing it and walking away, dumbfounded.
Person 1: "So, I just heard about this girl named Rebecca Black."
Person 2: "Who?"
Person 1: "I don't know, but the first time I heard her voice, I wanted to punch her in the face."
Person 2: "Who?"
Person 1: "I don't know, but the first time I heard her voice, I wanted to punch her in the face."
by please_go_away April 13, 2011

The worst singer on Earth. Has the ability to make your ears bleed. Every time her song, "Friday" is played, a kitten dies.
When faced with an alien invasion, all that humans need to do will be to play Rebecca Black's music. The aliens will immediately realize that the human race is not worth conquering.
by ISUPLAYA April 11, 2011

The person who killed Friday.
Also the person who spends her whole Friday wondering whether to sit in the front seat or the back seat.
Also the person who spends her whole Friday wondering whether to sit in the front seat or the back seat.
by cheeseeqaulsyum April 4, 2011

A 13-year-old singer who scored a massive hit with her YouTube video for the song "Friday". Her proclaimed idol is Justin Bieber, and following in his footsteps, her videos have some of the most dislikes of any YouTube video.
Ted: I have a party tonight and I don't know what to put on my playlist so everyone can have a good time!
Geoff: Why don't you get some Rebecca Black?
(silence)
Ted: So yeah, I was thinking Cobra Starship or something...
Geoff: Why don't you get some Rebecca Black?
(silence)
Ted: So yeah, I was thinking Cobra Starship or something...
by Is Not Watching You April 10, 2011

A 13 year old siren, without the beautiful voice, but still manages to lure people to their death (usually self-inflicted).
by Raffnasty23 April 12, 2011
