Shit got real

When a situation changes from the tame and quotidian to the unfamiliar and hazardous, shit gets real. Shit getting real can lead to unexpected and potentially life-threatening consequences. If you believe shit may soon become real, the best thing to do is to get real yourself by staying calm and maintaining an awareness of your surroundings.

"I noticed the guy walking behind me for several blocks was starting to close the distance between us. I made some unusual turns in an attempt to shake him. But he was still following, and was now in spitting distance. And then shit got real."

by Wyrdbyrd September 10, 2011

real life

Worst MMO ever.So, starting from the beginning.You cannot customize your character at the start of the game ,it gets auto generated for you. Everyone by default starts as a warrior class , and you're not able to change it until you've played the game long enough.The tutorial last 18 years or longer, and you can't skip it.After the tutorial is over you have to select a profession. You'll get a limited amount of choices ,depending on how well you did in the tutorial.The most overpowered class is Politician.They have these god damn crowd control abilities which can affect thousand of players at once.Most of the trolls in the game go for this profession.After you've chosen the profession ,it's all grinding until the end of the game.This game IS NOT FREE ,do not believe the false advertisements!There are hidden fees ,called taxes which you have to pay. If you don't pay this fee ,your characters armor automatically becomes Dirty rags Of the hobo ,your house turns into Flimsy cardboard box and your mount becomes Rusty shopping cart.The PVP sucks ass. Most of the time a single hit is enough to kill someone. All the weapons are overpowered, there are even weapons which can wipe out entire cities. Oh and if you insist on doing pvp ,you can't do it anywhere. Doing pvp in the wron zone will aggro The Police.If you ignore them or use you weapon , you will most likely aggro even more of them ,or even have elites like "SWAT" or "FBI" attack you.

Oh and the worst part about the pvp in this game is that YOU CAN'T RESPAWN once you die.Well , actually there was this one guy who respawned , but he had one of the game developers help him. And even then it took a couple of days for the guy to respawn... As an aftermath , a bunch of people created one of the many factions called "Christians" . Now the factions are arguing among each other which game developer is cooler.

Man , I can't wait for a patch for Real life. The current version sucks.... well it is better than patch "World war v2" but it still blows

by K4ik August 19, 2010

Real Definition

A rarely found thing on this site. Trust me, it’s a challenge.

Yo have you found a real definition yet on urbandictionary.com?
Nah, it’s so hard.
Fuck the site

by DonutProXx_YT January 25, 2021

The real cost

A stupid anti tobacco campaign that uses annoying and disgusting ads to scare kids. Some ads are so disturbing like the one leaves and the delivery one that give people nightmares. Their ads are unskippable and annoying. Their ads are seen on tv on channels like USA network during wwe shows, teen nick, adult swim, fxx, Fox, and mtv. Their ads are hated that people smoke and vape out of spite of them. They must be stopped now.

Me: imma go watch some tv
Commercial break: science class ad from the real cost
Me: oh not again *runs like hell out of the room immediately*

by Chris Hansen is the goat December 25, 2019

Real motherfucker

Real motherfucker, someone who always commits to whatever they are doing.

For example, yo did you see Steve knock that guy out who checked out his girls ass? He's a real motherfucker

by Mickylad97 May 22, 2018

Real hardware snob

Arrogant, spoiled (mostly upper middle class) retro gamers (aka HOARDERS) who think that everyone in the world has enough physical space to have a bunch of gaming consoles and 8 and 16 bit microcomputers in their house. These people are completely opposed to emulation (save for MAME), yet they are too dumb and arrogant to realize that not everyone can AFFORD (nor have enough room in their homes) to own a bunch of real hardware. Especially with the way the prices are today for actual physical hardware.

Jim: I'm going to download that new ZX Spectrum game and play it on my PC
Tim: Emulation...bah...I own like 12 Spectrums
Jim: Yeah, you're a spoiled rich douche, and can afford it. You are such a real hardware snob.

by Fuckhead Farley January 9, 2022

Scranton rally cap

Getting head, blowing load across her forehead, then giving her a reverse Roman soldier and ass hat; while both chanting exuberantly, "Rally! Rally!"

My team was losing in the bottom of the 8th, so I took my girlfriend in the back room and gave her a Scranton rally cap.

by poonmoney April 11, 2009