An extremely rare skin rash you can only get from violating a dead body that appears on your face, red and in the shape of a Glasgow smile. This is only contagious via transferring sweat or fluids via sex with said individual.
This chick I worked with went to Vegas for the weekend and hooked up with this stripper and totally got beetle-rash. Turns out he worked as a mortician during the day and moonlighted as a stripper and forgot to shower that day, eek!
by Pvt.joekerr* September 30, 2011

A red dotted rash that appears around the vaginal area of a woman as a result of obeseity. Sometimes causing bleeding and also known to create a horridly smelling scent from a cheese like discharge from the rash. Not a very good thing to have when indulging in oral sex, especially if you are the giver to that who has the Cunt-rash.
'I went to go down on the obese mail-order, only to find she had an enormous cunt-rash that was spewing out cheese.'
by Penis Butter August 11, 2006

The splotchy red skin texture developed by white people in response to prolonged sun exposure. See also: melanin, wet dog smell.
by Jorge Aviles June 22, 2006

A slang term used by natives to describe a neck/chest full off several dark and/or oversized hickies.
by Gervicious May 3, 2021

by rawdogkilla November 7, 2013

Tom got ready for a hot night with his girlfriend and decided to shave accordingly. Unfortunately he did not check the weather and got a Canadian rash on his way there. Tom could not deliver the goods.
by Mnao January 13, 2016

by HanGr3nade1 September 6, 2009
