raccoon tan

A slang term for the pale parts of a person's face left by sunglasses, goggles or facemasks when the person has been sunburned or tanned by being out in the direct sun for long periods of time. So-called from the person's facial resemblance to the black 'mask' pattern of a raccoon.

After climbing to the top of the mesa, Jan took off his glasses to clean them and was puzzled by Jane and Louis' howls of laughter. Although his face was burnt a deep brown by their day-long trek in the desert, his pallid eye-sockets underneath revealed a nasty raccoon tan.

by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003

Raccoont

somebody possessing beastial ugly looks and cunt-like behaviorisms.

someone: damn, that Shanee bitch is a real raccoont.

anyone listening: yea she is

by dirtydorgy December 9, 2010

raccoon style

Fucking in the garbage can and biting their ass like cheese while the partner rips out the others pubic hair and finds trash in the garbage and shoves it up the others butt hole all the way so no trash or pubic hair is showing, knowing of course from experience.

I had raccoon style with this hobo chick I found on the street.

by Phil Baylafur December 3, 2014

Raccoon Dicked

When someone gets 'Raccoon Dicked', it means they had a girl with heavy eye makeup give them a deep throat blowjob and got mascara all over his dick from the result of her eyes crying from gagging and dripping her eye makeup everwhere.

That slut Tiffany, Raccoon Dicked Steve last night!!

by Lahna_ May 21, 2016

rachany

Most baddest tough and nice girl. She will cut you if you try to cut her. Deep down inside she's the sweetest most caring girl ever. She's very BEAUTIFUL! Men drool over her but she just rejected them cuz she ain't need to man. Most loyal girl ever. Honest and when she loves you she loves you. Her ass DAMN FAT

I want me one of those rachany's. DAMNNN

by Baddddd101 November 15, 2016

Raccoon Raid

When you're broke as fuck and can't afford to buy food, thus, you go to your parents house to raid their pantry.

Yo Joseph, we don't get paid for a few days and have no money for food, wanna go pull a raccoon raid?

by MoveFatKid September 18, 2017

raccoonbutter

A form of almond butter that has a watery and gritty texture. Made from pure almonds, without sugar. May be confused with salad dressing because it's oily (DON'T put it on your lettuce). Very earthy and healthy but looks like something you might find stuck to the bottom of your shoe or the side of a dumpster. Made by the "Once Again" company and promoted by a knife-wielding raccoon called Rocky.

Stroker: I can't stop eating the raccoonbutter
Slick: I know, but it'll give you rabies
Snort: So smooth!

by Project_Gordie February 13, 2019