Ron

Someone who talks about being sexually aroused or seeking sexual arousal in inappropriate circumstances.

"Hi Ron, how are you today?"
"Ron is horny!"

by rawr.niche May 1, 2025

Ron Johnson

To be a waste of space and having a fetish for plastics.

"I should probably give a shit about the world burning, but, fuck it, I'll Ron Johnson this shit."

by Dr. Poop MacDougall, MD. June 5, 2020

Ron Swanson Shot

Whiskey mixed with gravy and consumed through a hollowed sausage link. Garnished with bacon. (can be iced)

Ingredients:
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger of whiskey
A splash of gravy
Bacon

Directions:
1. Fill cocktail shaker with whiskey and gravy. (add ice if you want it chilled)
2. Shake like a madman.
3. Pour into glass.
4. Drink shot
5. Eat meat
6. Fuck bitches

I wasn't feeling manly enough today so I made a Ron Swanson Shot and then had copious amounts of intercourse with beautiful women for the remainder of the day.

by BarnabyHardwick March 26, 2013

Ron Swanson

The most badass TV character in history. Appears on NBC's Parks & Recreation and is known for his deadpan, masculine presence as an ultraconservative parks director for Pawnee, Indiana. A local government official who hates all things government, Ron Swanson sets the bar for manliness.

"I got my first job when I was nine. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country."

--Ron Swanson

by hamzawesome January 19, 2013

Ron Johnson

A dick that you believe to be the biggest dick in the world.

“The guy I saw last night. Huge dick. Probably the biggest in the world. A Ron Johnson if I ever saw one.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

ron weasley syndrome

The feeling of being worse in your abilities,career or popularity than your older siblings. How Ron Weasley from Harry Potter feels about his brothers Charlie, Bill, Percy, Fred and George.
Possible accompanying symptoms:

- your parents worship good results of their children with gifts and attention
- your parents compare you to your siblings
- you feel constant pressure to prove yourself
- you're jealous ; that might affect your future relationships ( i.e. Ron and Harry) in a bad way
- you're ending up saving the world with your best friends

- My older sister always gets better grades in exams.
-It's alright, you suffer from the Ron Weasley syndrome. You'll get over it.

by alovewaslost July 20, 2014

Ron Swanson

The coolest guy ever

Hey you ever heard of Ron Swanson?
Who hasn't?

by amgil October 25, 2018