ROFLHIAFPMP

Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Inches Away From Peeing My Pants

Pronounced Rofl-Hi-aff-Pimp

1.

Jake posts as fb status: I f**kin HATE my Boss, the guy sa total a**hole, he's ruining my goddam life!! Arrrrgh!

Boss replies: Thank you for the compliments Jake, i need to see you in my office tomorrow.

Amir replies: Dude you totally just got PWNED there man!!! xD ROFLHIAFPMP!!!

2. Amir: Dude have you seen that stripper closet Fail vid yet?
Jake: I did man, I was completely ROFLHIAFPMP after that one!!! xD

by chimpmonkey101 March 23, 2012

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ROFFLES

ROFFLES n
1. A profane and useless term. Its literal definition is "anus of chimp".
2. Used mainly to annoy people on forums, however it can also be used as a spiffy can-opener.

1. The monkey's anus was a ROFFLE.
2. I used a ROFFLE to open the gravy.

by Stilleas February 8, 2004

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ROFFL

Roll On Fucking Floor Laughing. ROFL but with sarcasm or those with Tourette's

Bill: A policeman beat me up because I have Tourette's
Todd: LOL
Bill: ROFFL

by greyshark7 October 19, 2010

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roflhax

ROFLHAX means.

Rolling On Floor Laughing HAX!!!!!!!111111oneoneoneone lolerskates

18:55 _XIII: anyone wanna sex me?

by Happyface_0 April 15, 2005

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roffle

Roffle (raw'ful), sometimes confused with ROFL, is actually an extension to the phrase.
It actually stands for: Rolling On the Fucking Floor Laughing Erractically.

It is used in situations where ROFL just won't due because the situation is beyond hilarious.

In response to hilarity:
ROFFLE!!!!!!!!!
(person is indisposed for an amount of time laughing and gasping for air on the floor. If other people are there to witness, they will notice very odd noises)

by Julie Cassidy April 13, 2006

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Roffler

The online alias of Harty. Known for his sarcasm, egoism, and blunt honesty, he has made himself recognized by his pure skill in the activities he partakes in. He manages to somehow align himself with the high powers via his mastery of bullshit, and is therefore a force to be reckoned with.

You have just been beaten by Roffler. Join the club of victims.

by Yip April 13, 2005

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