Ripe

To be fresher than fresh. The coldest ever.

Bro, those shoes are ripe. fresh cold badasssweetstylinstyling

by Icd T March 19, 2016

ripe melons

When she has a perfect pair of chesticles.

"Yo, check out Tanya, she got some ripe melons!"

by rtp2017 June 11, 2019

ripe division

The Ripe Division is a local militia in Brazil that aggressively protects the dwindling banana population. Any acts of aggression towards their ripeness will result in a banana being torpedoed into one's nuggetmaker until it becomes ripe, then they will pull it out then stuff the unpeeled, ripe banana back in, then fuck you until it's puréd.

-Hey, Brad, Im going to the market. Want some bananas?
-No thanks. Last time I tried to get a banana, the Ripe Division gave me one...and now Im haunted for life.

by DoodieHandler101 December 18, 2017

Ripe Roast

When you put your testicles on a pan fresh out of the oven

Person: So I heard that some random ass dude went ahead and put their nuts on a hot oven pan
Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!

by Raviable March 29, 2020

ripe

Used to describe something immaculate. Comes from the adjective describing perfect fruit as ripe.

Yo ur lookin ripe today
this day was ripe

by hello der August 15, 2020

ripe

when you came home late last night i could not resist dragging you near and claiming some of that attention. it had been too long, the last time you licked my gaping seedless mango. you knew i had done without, you knew i had fasted and missed a couple of harvests. and you knew i would offer plenty in return. you knew.

so when it was my turn consecrating your soil, you understood the nature, the nurture of our exchange, that there was no guilt no shame in sucking whats ripe. that our well being was connected with the fire that warms, the water that clenches, the air that refreshes, the earth that steadies.
you knew i longed for our warm wet bodies to sprout.

by Krkič June 8, 2020

Ripe Day

The particular day when pimples/boils finally come to head and are ready to be popped.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, that pimple on your chin looks especially big today"
Dude 2: "Heck yeah it does, it's Ripe Day and I can finally get rid of this pesky son of a beach."

by Angsty Steph September 25, 2020