A legendary creature of habit who somehow worries about things with the intensity of a hostage negotiator despite being fully capable of solving them in about
12 minutes.
Often identified by:
Speaking Spanish despite looking
like his favorite meal should be meatloaf.
Having better music taste than everyone
Being aggressively loyal to his
friends.
Acting emotionally bulletproof while secretly caring way too much.
Consuming dangerous amounts of chocolate and desserts.
Treating tomatoes
like they personally ruined his life.
Despite running the same daily routine
like a factory assembly line, Rick somehow remains cooler than 99% of the population. Dresses better than everyone else, accepts every joke thrown at him, and will quietly be the most loyal
person you know.
Literally the best person you have ever met.