Wrecks Rhode Scholar

A person who is semi-self educated. Acts like a Soopah Genius yet never thinks for themselves. Takes credit for what others have done. Supremely smug in his/her self-importance. Never knows when to stop. The rest of the world is stupid, in the eyes of this Soopah Genius. Constantly congratulates himself.
Well documented in the cartoon world by Wiley Coyote, Soopah Genius.
Wow, get a load of the Wrecks Rhode Scholar, he came up with that all on his own.
by Green Curtain October 11, 2007
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Rhode Island Reload

A Rhode Island Reload is when a man ejaculates inside a women’s mouth following oral sex. While the women still has the ejaculate still in her mouth, the two proceed to make out reloading the ejaculate into the man’s body
Dude, Thomas was telling me about an amazing Rhode Island Reload he got last night.
by Kendall’s Men March 17, 2019
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Rhode Island Block

An advanced traffic maneuver in which one slowly inches out into oncoming traffic, until they are blocking the flow of cars (sometimes in both directions), thus ensuring they are able to pull out.

Necessary behavior in places like Rhode Island, famous for it's terrible drivers.
Jim: This traffic is so thick, we're never gonna get out of this intersection.

John: Don't worry, I'm going to employ a Rhode Island Block.
by President Woodbro Chillson April 26, 2011
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smithfield rhode island

A place which is ruled by smitty gang. Wit many parts such as eblock, etc it is a place for goats. With figures in it such as bbgoogs or Flynny it was a very popualated place. A town full of sweats on ps4 and xbox
by zekiared July 14, 2019
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Rhode Island Sunday

Better known as Saturday to the rest of the world, on Rhode Island Sunday all the drunks and old people come out of the woodwork to make sure those with lives can't get anywhere without at least a 45-minute commute. The methodology is comprised of several art forms, including the Rhode Island Roadblock, the Rhode Island Rubberneck, and the Flashing-Lights Brake-dance.

The scariest part of Rhode Island Sunday is that when compounded with an actual Sunday, the Rhode Island Sunday drivers and the *real* Sunday drivers are all on the road together, thus creating the greatest clusterfuck this side of Los Angeles.
"We're going to see Tom Petty at the Comcast Center, but the concert's on a Rhode Island Sunday so we have to leave an extra hour early."
by JustAnotherGuy March 8, 2010
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Harmony, Rhode Island

People from Harmony, Rhode Island are pot smoking lunatics. Go to Ponaganset High school where everybody is either a band geek or drug addict.
That kid is from Harmony, Rhode Island so he must be crazy!
by Siouxsiefied123 March 9, 2011
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Rhode Island hotdog

When you put your dick between a hotdog bun, eat a live puppy, diarrhea-shit the puppy out onto your dick in between the bun,
and then drink tequila with your uncle until he's drunk enough to eat it, and you're drunk enough to let him.
Mike:"Hey Johny how'd you get that scar on your crotch man?"
Johny: "Wicked Rhode Island hotdog with uncle Gary last night"
Mike: "Nice"
by J-ho's pimp August 1, 2006
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